Wednesday 25 November 2015

A rather odd response to the Chancellors Autumn Statement


The Elephant in the room . . . .  (Sea)



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I mean just how can anyone complain when they don’t understand a word of it, well not the bits where he nicks your money back anyway. . . . .  So all I can say in response to our old mate Mr George Osborne is . . . . Scrimble flip boo kistal jim spol greb askfjlk and I hope it hurts too.

Drugs in Sport is one thing but drugs in politics is terrible. . . . . I demand tests on the lot ( NO not tests on the drugs but test on politicians).

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Damn this is harder than it loops . . . PHEW    

6 comments:

  1. Never mind, at least it’s not the end of the world.
    We’ll all be so much better off in the next one, when this one implodes.

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    1. Implodes . . . . .DAMN so hiding under the table is not going to work. . . .

      Oooooooo is there an End of the World post in that news. . . sometimes a word pops up and your brain heads off in entirely the wrong direction

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  2. I read the seven pair-a-graphs in this order:

    1
    2
    7
    5
    6
    3
    4
    E (that means I read 3 backwards and it was much more meaningful.)
    2
    1
    2
    1

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    1. I think you may have don the right thing in doing this I will try it in the morning.

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  3. I watched most of the Autumn statement and was surprised he didn't mention the weather, or how many leaves are on the ground or the fact the birds are still flying west but not south.
    It' as if he doesn't know what autumn is.
    And they put THAT guy in charge of the money!
    Bonkers.

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    1. I too watched most of it and then decided I could not work out what he was doing. . . The general view point now appears to be, he was a bit sneaky trying to make things sound good, when they are not. well not for most.

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