Saturday, 8 August 2015
The Norse, the Horse, The Dragon, the Pillow and JK Rowling . . .
There once was a fearsome
Who, so it was said
Rode a huge and rather Brave
According to legend they fought
Dragons all Day
Then in the evening
(Back at the Pub, while eating Pork Scratching)
They would Dominoes Play.
Dominoes of course
Is the game of Knights and Kings
And Fantastic Beasts
Such as Dragons (and other critters although some were not allowed in the pub)
With large scaly Wings
So during the day
When the Norse and Dragons did Fight
They did it with pillows
And hit each other
And this you see is where the old saying comes from that almost no one uses these days because no one fights dragons anymore. And its no good believing all that Harry Potter stuff or the up and coming Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, I don’t think Mrs JK Rowling is going to admit to the world that folk in fact only fought dragons and other scary beasts with Pillows. It would only ruin many a fairytale, some of which might be mine thinking about it . . . . . . . .DAMN
Anyway that saying
. . . . He is a Pillow of society. . . . .