Friday 7 August 2015

The difference between Men and Women . . The Truth Maybe? and a Parrot (plus Harry Potter)



When the human race is young, both boys and girls tend to believe everyone, I suspect we are programmed genetically to do this in order to learn that we really should not go around believing everyone. Then as we get older this changes, but men tend to believe women more than women believe men and men tend to believe men more that women believe women.  But this changes again as we get old, where women tend to believe everyone again and men become grumpy bastards and believe no one not even their own family, convinced that everyone is out to get them. Which is generally true

Dogs trust everyone and Cats trust no one and no one should ever under any circumstances what so ever trust a Parrot.


Well if you have read that and you are under the age of ten then you will believe every word particularly if I mention Harry Potter. If you are over 20 then I suspect it will be mainly other chaps who will nod and say well that’s sounds OK with me, reassuring their kids that it is all in fact true while their wives say I am in fact an IDIOT and talking rubbish. Anyone over the age of 60 reading this has probably got glasses on and arrived at my blog by accident and don’t care if it’s true or not whether they are a man or a woman.  As for me well I wrote it so I know the truth only I will have forgotten it by morning . . . . . DAMN.

4 comments:

  1. Tantalisingly, Rob Understands The Hidden........clues?

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    1. I did Mr H but I forgot. And an assistant kept popping up out of nowhere this morning in a shop while I was shopping. Surely they should give folk warning before leaping to help when you dont know what you came in for in the first place. It completely puzzled my day and probably his.

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  2. I tend not to believe anyone, so does that make me a grumpy old man? Might explain the bi-focals and the mustache.

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    1. Well that will confuse the Lil man a bit although I suspect he would take it in his stride and say he knew all along.

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