Friday 15 May 2015

Men with Guns, Paddington Bear, and the Most Powerful Hand Torch in the World.



After chilling and watching Paddington Bear the movie last night, which friends had lent us to watch, I was rather annoyingly forced into action by men with guns.  This is what happens in the country all the time and by that I don’t mean folk are watching Paddington Bear all the time. It was not quite what I was expecting and even now I am not entirely sure if I thought it was a good film or not. Yes there were some witty lines, but there does seem to be a trend at present that films need slightly improbable action and stuff or they are not good. OK a bear turning up in not that probable. but that is not what I mean, I refer to folk leaping about fighting and showing more than a hint distinctly aggressive behaviour. I suspect the new Mad Max film will still lack any genuine plot and intellectual stimulation. And for a post apocalyptic world with dwindling resources and no one doing anything productive they do seem to waste a lot of energy on fighting . . . You would think they might learn from the fact it is a post apocalyptic world.

Anyway back to the point having watched the film I became aware that men with guns were about in the dark outside by the noise of a high velocity rifle being fired very close to the house. They are noisy things and have a very different sound to that of the farmers favourite, the 12 bore.  When I went out to investigate it was plainly clear that there were men out lamping along the track by the woods. They were using large spot lamps on top of a 4X4 to light up the woods so they could shoot at things. It does annoy me, but this is the country, folk do stuff like this a lot. Anyway I went and grabbed a large powerful torch and found a strategic point to turn my own spot lamp back on them. I think it confused them a bit; folk out lamping don’t normally get the lamp turned back on themselves. Luckily they did not shot me . . . . PHEW and headed off round the other side of the woods, I did not pursue them I was on foot and only had a torch. They were a small group in a 4X4 and had guns, you I suspect would have done a similar thing.


It was just like the Mad Max Film (I refer to the old one, I will not bother with the new one myself) only with Paddington Bear, and I had to defend myself with a the most Powerful Hand Torch in the world in a clearing near the Eastwood.       

9 comments:

  1. That's quite scary Mr Z. I'm not sure how I would have handled the situation. I could probably send the lil man out to give them a good talking about the dangers of weaponry and that the glare from lamping could have catastrophic results when directed at the eyes...no sorry...that's a solar eclipse...

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    1. It was not that scary or I dont think it was and I did have the most powerful hand torch in the world. I am not sure if they managed to shoot anything. I was a bit worried about the two cats but they seemed less fussed than I was.

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  2. Wow, that would of worried the hell out of me. Dude with guns and lamping to their heart's content, is hardly conducive to a peaceful countryside environment. Maybe they were looking for shy Conservative voters.

    Try and enjoy your Sunday, Mr. Rob.

    Gary

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    1. Thanks Mr G . . . This is strong Conservative Country so they were probably hunting the odd Labour voter. The Labour candidate was cunning enough and lives about 100 miles away and never came near the constituency, well not our part. He knew he was on the road to failure form the start and if there are men with guns about then there is no point in making yourself a target.

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  3. I need a three letter R word to go with Rob in order to create a movie title Rxx Rob about you in a post apocalyptic Almost Wales World.

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    1. Maybe Rat Rob as in the Radical Abstract Thinkers. . . or Red Rob or better still Ram Rod . . . Now that has a sort of hint of a mad bloke in a car driving about in Wales chasing sheep there are many sheep in Wales and of course a male sheep is a Ram.

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    2. I think maybe aLL 4, Red R.A.T. Ram Rod. That would beguile confuse and amuse the masses. Perhaps the RAT should be spelled without periods, I think that is how British abbreviations of royalty are attached to names.

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    3. The Dodge Ram is a truck in the US.

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    4. Do folk dodge the ram or ram the dodge

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