Sunday 29 March 2015

The A to Z Challenge Two Day Special (Day Two) . .




So here we are, Part Two of the Two day A to Z special. As we know last night we left the alphabet at halfway with the following

A herd of Llamas stampeding across the Kings land, accidently squash him then. As he is unable to run because he is well and truly stuffed with the flock of Jackdaws in the pie. That were aroused by the smell of ice cream cones, that were crushed in the crash where the incompetent ice cream van driver ran over the herbalist. Who in trying to kill the germs ended up killing the Frenchman who had shot the elephant that had squashed his dog that had eaten the cat stunned by the apple that had landed on his head killing the bee that had stung the ant that was eating the apple. 

And so it continues. . . . . 



A Monster promptly eats all the Llamas that squashed the King that ate the Jackdaws that pecked the Incompetent Ice cream  van driver who ran over the Herbalist who trying to kill the Germs,  poisoned the Frenchman who shot the Elephant that squashed the Dog that ate the Cat that was stunned by the apple that killed the bee that stung the Ant.


Then a Naughty Nudist waving his hands about stops the Monster in his tracks. This of course is the same monster that ate all the Llamas that squashed the King that ate the Jackdaws that pecked the Incompetent Ice cream van driver who ran over the Herbalist who trying to kill the Germs,  poisoned the Frenchman who shot the Elephant that squashed the Dog that ate the Cat that was stunned by the apple that killed the bee that stung the Ant. Lets face it there are not that many Monsters about that eat Llamas.


However a passing Ogre eats the foolish and rather Naughty Nudist who was waving his hands about and the distracted Monster that ate all the Llamas that squashed the King that ate the Jackdaws that pecked the Incompetent Ice cream van driver who ran over the Herbalist who trying to kill the Germs, poisoned the Frenchman who shot the Elephant that squashed the Dog that ate the Cat that was stunned by the apple that killed the bee that stung the Ant.


A rather large PYTHON swallows the now dozing OGRE that ate the Naughty Nudist and the Monster that ate the Llamas that  squashed the King that ate the Jackdaws that pecked the Incompetent Ice cream van driver who ran over the Herbalist who trying to kill the Germs, poisoned the Frenchman who,  shot the Elephant that squashed the Dog that ate the Cat that was stunned by the apple that killed the bee that stung the Ant


OK everyone has had enough now so the Queen out looking for her partner mistakenly thinks the PYTHON has eaten the king so that is the end of the line for it, bye bye Python.


But a huge flock of ROOKS out for revenge of their mates chase the Queen

Seeing a Large submarine a place where rooks tend not to go seems like a good place for a Queen to hide so she climbs aboard and sets sail.
Sadly a Torpedo destroys the Submarine and the Rooks and the Queen (Hey this is not a happy story)


The Unidentified vessel that fired the Torpedo stops to check that the Submarine full of rooks and a Queen has been destroyed


Never stop when Vampires are about because the crew of the Unidentified vessel are to put it bluntly all goners and now members of the Undead.


It is not often that a Whale swallows a load of Vampires but strange things happen at sea.


Then the mysterious Mr X gets involved and turns the Whale into Soup.


To make matters worse a passing Yak who has done no harm to anyone is also thrown into the soup by Mr X along with the Whale.


But then everyone is eaten by Zombies . . . . . Well what can you say, alphabets always end in Zombies.


So The Zombies have eaten the remains of the Yak, Mr X, and the Whale soup which had bits of Vampire floating about in it as well as bits of unidentified vessel, Torpedo, submarine, Rook and the Queen who killed the Python that swallowed the Ogre that ate the Naughty Nudist and the Monster that had eaten the herd of Llamas that  squashed the King that ate the Jackdaws that pecked the Incompetent Ice cream van driver to death, who ran over the Herbalist, who trying to kill the Germs poisoned the Frenchman, who shot the Elephant that squashed the Dog, that ate the Cat that was stunned by the apple that killed the bee that stung the Ant    


        

Phew my head hurts now . . . . . . . 

12 comments:

  1. I've got as far as A is a letter in the alphabet. B is also a letter in the alphabet. C is yet another letter in the alphabet. What do you know, D is also a letter in the alphabet. Not sure what to write for E...

    Beautiful picture Mr Z.

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    1. There is a sort of mad A to Z in that worth doing folk will love it.

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  2. On the 26th day of A to Z, my true love said to me,
    26 drummers drumming, and a partridge in a pear tree.
    I have to go to sleep and there are all these drummers and the especially noisy pear tree, a pear tree so loud that I can't hear the coo-ing of the partridge that will normally put me to sleep. I have spent my whole life listening to partridges, I have hundreds of hours of recorded partridges from all over the world and now this noisy pear tree is keeping me awake! It must be global warming or ISIS or North Korea or Iran that is making these trees so loud, there couldn't possibly be another reasonable eXplanation.

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    1. We have a family of five Partridge who like to walk round the outside of the house two or three times a week looking for food. We feed the birds every day and have two Pheasant who are getting quite tame now, luckily shooting season has ended so they are safe.

      Are you sure the pear tree is being noisy that sounds a bit odd to me. Maybe they dont get on well with Pineapple plants and are complaining. I am suspicious of the Partridge in a Pear tree they are not the sort of bird that spends time in trees (well not round these parts)

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    2. Trees have bark, right? Dogs have bark, too. Hahaha

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  3. Love your blog's theme :) Thanks for stopping by and good luck with this year's challenge!

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    1. You are more than welcome I hope to get back at some point.

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  4. I think there is a song here and not 12 days of Christmas. Now I'm trying to remember and it's hurting my head.

    Arlee Bird
    A to Z Challenge Co-host
    Wrote By Rote

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    1. It reminded me of the old rhyme . . . .There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. . . . .Now has she swallowed an ant that rhyme might have included a submarine and Zombies.

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    2. That's it!!! I used to have it on one of my kids' Raffi tapes and it used to drive me nuts.

      Arlee Bird
      A to Z Challenge Co-host
      Wrote By Rote

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    3. You cant beat the old ones Mr B. . . .

      I just wish I could type better

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