Tuesday, 16 December 2014
Part Five of Hogwarts v Jurassic World . . . . The Life of a Pirate is Something to Be
Forty Foot up on the feeding platform Professor
F F Frankenzompire is preoccupied with his continued fight with the coach party
of pensioners. Even Harry Potter, Hermione and the others from Hogwarts are
impressed by the feisty nature of the little old ladies. Harry pointing out to the others that even
Muggles can put up a good fight when they need to. Franklin
Meanwhile way over on the other side of the vast pool Captain Silver is chatting to our small band of hero’s lead by The White Rabbit and Alice.
Harrison Ford-Cortina you appear to be
Half Tyrannosaurus Rex now how did that happen
Harrison Ford-Cortina growling and waving his hands (claws about) and adding the odd roar.
Well you don’t say that’s terrible who did that then
Well you mean Professor Franklin F F Frankenzompire, but hes a wizard he will be in big trouble doing stuff like that.
At this point Master Higgs butts in and says excuse me Captain but do you understand what Harrison is saying.
Well of course I do?
AH DAMN says the Captain.
What, what did Harrison say enquires Master Higgs.
Well he said that the Professor just disposed of the last little old lady and is about to try and destroy us now as part of his mad evil plan.
As they all look towards the Professor he is laughing hysterically and holding his wand high above his head, but before he can cast his terrible spell a flock of Wild Mutant Ravens swoop down on him making him lose his balance and slip. The Professor finding himself hanging by his finger tips off the edge of the feeding platform with his wand held between his teeth.
Harry turns to the young student wizards of Hogwarts and says . . . You see I said that turning little old ladies into Wild Mutant Ravens was not a good idea and this is worth remembering for the future. You see you need to think ahead and make sure that your magic does not backfire on you.
As the Professor attempts to pull himself back onto the platform a rather large Plesiosaur emerges out of the water and grabs the professor in its mouth pulling him down into the water. Where deep in the depths of the performance pool the two of them struggle in a fight to the death.
Well that was a stroke of luck HAR HAR HAR says Captain Silver, Harrison Ford-Cortina adding several growls and pointing at the masts.
You’re Quite right Young
Harrison its time to sail. .
. . . Here do you fancy a life as a pirate sailing the seven seas, working part
time as a taxi for Hogwart Students and having adventures as we chase sea
monsters and stuff. . . . it’s a grand life.
Harrison Smiles and nods before vanishing up the mast to set the sails. (Those long claws are rather useful if you are a pirate)
AH that’s not fair say several of the young Hogwarts students to Harry . . . . . why cant we be pirates, just because
Ford-Cortina is half Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Well says Harry That is fate even a wizard cant change fate.
As the pirate ship returns to sea Master Higgs, Alice and The White Rabbit slip below deck where a large mirror stands in the captains Room. Time to go Home says Alice and the three of them leap through the mirror ready for the next great adventure.
Back by the pool Harry, Hermione and the others are watching the big fight underwater, but just as the professor comes up for air a large smiling cat appears and says
Beware the Jabberwockysarus my friends
Hermione and Harry look at one another and say. . . YICKS Time to get the coach back home I THINK . . . Leaving Professor Franklin F F Frankenzompire in a tricky position with a large Plesiosaur hanging onto one leg and the Jabberwockysarus licking its lips on the side of the pool.