Friday 15 August 2014

A life in the sky is fraught with peril



No1  . . .Chocks Away
No2 . . . Roger
No1 . . . Who's Roger
No2 . . . What?
No1 . . .Who is Roger
No2 . . . He's not real, its what a chap says

No3 . . . Has Roger got the chocolates
No1 . . . What?
No2 . . . What?
No3 . . . Who has the chocolates
No1 . . . No one has any chocolates
No3 . . . You mentioned Choc's
No1 . . . NO not choc's. Chocks they are those little wooden wedges in front of the wheels on the airfield.
No3 . . . OK. . . Roger

No4 . . . Yes
No1 . . . Sorry No4 what are you asking
No4  . . . Someone said Roger
No1 . . . I thought we have established Roger is not real and he does not have any Chocolates
No4 . . . But my name is Roger
No1 . . . But No2 told me you were not real
No2 . . . Roger means OK I have understood your message, not Roger.
No3 . . . So has Roger got any Chocolates
No1 . . . NO ONE HAS any Chocolates
No4 . . . Yes I do
No3 . . . What kind of chocolates Roger
No4 . . . Milk Tray
No2 . . . I dont like Milk Tray, thats a bit unfair.
No1 . . . Does it matter, we are all in different aircraft sharing is not really practical.
No4 . . . I dont mind sharing
No1 . . . OK Roger I'll have the one in the gold foil.
No4 . . . AH DAMN I have just eaten that one.
No 3 . . . Roger has started eating the chocolates
No2 . . . I dont care I dont like Milk Tray so he can eat them all as far as I'm concerned.
No1 . . . OK look I'll share my ice cream then
No2 . . . WHAT?
No3 . . . WHAT?
No4 . . . Tally Ho
No1 . . . What? no its just a plain vanilla wafer. . . .


Plane . . . . . HAH HAH HA HAHAH HAhah ah ahah ha ha ha h ahah hah ah ahha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah a ha hah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ha ha ha ha haah ah ah ah ah ahaha ha


    

6 comments:

  1. If they have already perfected (if) mid-air refueling, they should proceed with chocolate air transport, or CAT, next. AND .... make sure all the people involved are named Roger except one named Ginger. Then they can be called collectively Ginger Rogers hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    1. I guess it could be codenamed Mid Air Chocolate IN Transit Over Suspend Harness, or MACINTOSH.

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    2. Ginger Rogers Cat Fred is on the stairs.

      Ginger Rogers and Fred on Stairs. . . .

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  2. ROGER ROGER.....

    HEY! This is a family friendly blog.

    Sorry Roger.....Over.

    What? we're over?

    Roger over?

    What is Roger over? over?

    Oh I give up... out!

    DON't go out unless you have a coat on. It looks like rain.......

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    1. I can see why morse code is popular, Roger sorry I mean Mr H, or Mr dot dot dot dot. . . .

      Ooo its late I must Dash . . . AH AH HAHAH HAH AH ha hah ah ah ah ah ah h ah ahaha ha ha ha ha ha

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