Monday, 14 July 2014
The very final Word on the Brazil 2014 Football World Cup
The 2014 Brazil World Cup has ended now and normality returns, which is my case has turned out to be cutting the grass. This is a mighty fall; only the other day I thought I had got my hands on the Holy Grail and planned to become a slightly friendly evil ruler of everyone in the entire world, with the help of the trusty band of RATs (Radical Abstract Thinkers). I noticed that the Androids of the Knights Templar have had a terrible shock today when they realized the World Cup is not the Holy Grail and that they had been tricked by the Elvis Impersonator called Dave from Wolverhampton who pretended to be the Pope and implanted the idea in their minds that the World Cup was the Holy Grail. He . . . it turned out had a bet on
to win for huge sums of money and was going to use any means possible to
achieve his Goals (no pun intended again). So it seems the entire Football
World Cup has been controlled by a man called Dave. All I can say is that once
you know that somehow it loses it sparkle a bit, OK I am not a football fan and
it did not have much sparkle for me, even less that the Elvis Impersonator. It’s
a bit like the entire formula one racing circus being controlled by a man
called Bernie . . . . . . . . AH DAMN. OK it could be worse he could be named after
one of the Goons . . . . . . AH DAMN again. Germany
So now the German Androids of the Knights Templar has melted into the
to continue their eternal quest and the world . . .OK Britain . . . OK Scotland
gets ready for the next sporting event The Commonwealth Games. . . . . . . . .HANG ON that Amazon Forest Queens
Baton looks a bit Holy Grail-ish . . . . . I wonder.
I did notice today that the Sports Press on the BBC have said what a great Football World Cup it has been and they have enjoyed every minute of their time at the matches, the luxury hotel, food drink and trips all on expenses . . . . . . . NO NO I KNOW I am just a grumpy cynical spoilsport (no pun intended).
Ooooooo yes I will be drumming tonight so normality is BACK, and I did see that Super Moon on Saturday and Sunday it was awesome.