Thursday, 10 July 2014
2014 Brazilian World Cup The Final Conspiracy
I did not watch the world cup match between Argentina and the Netherlands last night as I was rather tired, but knew that my trusty Androids would easily defeat those Argentinians, after all, the German Androids had done the very same thing just the day before against Brazil. However I woke up to discover they had lost and on the penalty shootout. I then heard on the BBC News that the first two Androids asked to take penalties had panicked and said NO, unnerving the entire team. They have ruined my plans now and I will not be the ruler of the entire World forcing the very nice Steven Spielberg to make the blockbuster film of the book of the blog diary of me Rob Z Tobor. I have since received a telegram from the very nice Steven Spielberg that read . . . . . . . HAH AH AH AHAH AH AH AHHA HAHA HA HAH AH AHAHHAH AH Ha So I will not be making the film after all. Now I suggest you stop annoying me and go away. . HA HAHAH AH HAH AH HA HAH AH hah ah ah ah ah ha hah ahah hah aah ha hah . . . . . . . . . . . . Its OK I known he does not mean it and will come round to the idea very soon.
I have realized though that the final is a fix, the
were doomed even with my Androids playing. You see the Germans as we all now
know have been infiltrated by the Androids of the Knights Templar who are after
the Holy Grail (world Cup). And as we all Know, who do they see as their head
man, none other than the Pope and where does the present Pope come from, Netherlands . Add
to this the fact that the previous German Pope resigned to let the Present
Argentinian Pope take over in time for the world cup and we have one seriously
big conspiracy theory, after all where is the one place on earth that you could
hide the World Cup (Holy Grail). . . . . . . Yes the Argentina . No international police of
any sort will get into there. Vatican
So it appears that the German team and the Argentinian teams are in it together, I bet some of the Argentinian players are Androids of the Knights Templar and that would explain why my Dutch Androids were a bit off form.
However just so they know who the boss is I have reconfigured the two Androids who refused to take the first penalty for the
as a warning not to do such things again.
OOooooooo and those compromising pictures of the Pope I planned to Blackmail the Argentinean Manager with were fakes planted by the Knights Templar to lull me into a false sense of security. They have turned out to be an Elvis Impersonator called Dave from
Wolverhampton. . . . Well He will have some explaining to do
tomorrow to the press.
the World cup all I can say is it’s the hand of God and the whole match is rigged.