Today saw the arrival of
Chris the Builder who is making the final part of the Zombie defence system.
This extra fence will cut off the entire back of the house recreating the old
medieval defence system of having a stockade within a stockade, layering the
defences. Modern Zombies are rubbish, a result of watching too much television
although they seem to have turned out as the underdog among the many monsters
as the likes of Vampires are seen as COOL these days. Zombies are not cool no
one wants to be a Zombie anymore. Even Harry Potter and his mates would shout
OOO Yuck Draco Lucius Malfoy is a Zombie
then scurry off and hide in the forest; YES OK he was a Zombie but that is not
the point. . . . . . Talking of which I appear to have wandered from mine a
bit.
We also have a Bumble Bee
nest in the garage at present and I saw a Leech this morning having a bit of a
swim and two partridge shouting at Harry the Cat, maybe it was Malfoy
impersonating a Partridge shouting at Harry the Cat thinking it was Harry
Potter.
And I did a bit more work
on the door and I am sure there was something else I was planning to write
about but I have forgotten so it was probably important. ...
Ooooooo what is an
underdog anyway, because if its under the dog it must be smallish as the term
never crops up with a huge dog with loads of space under it . . . . . and
what’s all this crops up stuff too are we talking about stealing carrots . . .
. . the English language is rubbish.
And A Happy Birthday Miss Lily I hope your day has been OK. . . . . . .
Ooh, I saw a leech today but he was looking through my bedroom window...oh sorry, I meant lech.
ReplyDeleteIt has been a good day, made all the better for all the birthday wishes that I received today. Thanks again Mr Z. :)
I suspect you may have had all the lights on in your bedroom, were bouncing up and down on the bed with the windows open and shouting HELLO VICAR at passers by...... Of course I may be wrong.
DeleteI think an underdog is a smallish dog that can be stacked underneath a set of nested tables. Hope this helps!
ReplyDeleteWell it sort of solves the dog issue but what kind of nests do tables make, I didn't even know they could breed. . . . Life is getting more complicated by the word.
DeleteI think b'cause the English language is flexible that it is also rubberish as weLL as rubbish.
ReplyDeleteI have someone angry with me at the moment because they didn't like my investment ROI logic, and partly because at this moment I have a lack of momentum. I think that another reason is my tum has a lack of food, that results in non moment tum as weLL. Oh, weLL, famine is mine, fa. There is no bread here and it is somewhat rainy which equates bread with getting wet. I now think rain is a signal to soup.