Thursday 22 May 2014

V is for Voting





Today is a very important day in the future of Britain and dependent on the vote of the great British public, who will elect members for the European Parliament, which bizarrely will not make a smidgen of a difference; No its entirely true . . . . . .  One of the particularly odd things about this vote is that many many folk will, or have rushed off to vote for UKIP or one of the many Anti-European Community based parties that are standing. However the one thing none of them will be able to do is take Britain out of the European Community that has to be done by the British Government.

They (the political media experts) also think that in a year’s time when we vote for a new British Government, that folk will not vote for the Anti-Europe parties like UKIP as they do not have particularly strong policies for the British economy. Trouble is the main parties are unlikely to take us out of Europe and the Anti-European  parties in the European Parliament will not be doing their best to help Britain within Europe and will get loads of money to shout YA SUCKS BOOO a lot. The best thing to do is vote the Pro-European Parties into the European Parliament and the Anti-Europe Parties into the National Parliament. . . (Assuming folk are against the EU, ); ironically the exact opposite of what is likely to happen because the worst thing that can happen in a democracy is let the public vote. The twist in that is the worst people to be in charge in a country that does not allow a democratic vote is the people in charge.


You are left with one rather radical option just put my name on all the ballot papers for everything, I will sort it out, although I will not take us out of Europe, they are OK they just have leaders like us, that are a bit self indulgent and rather like themselves a bit too much.      

8 comments:

  1. I wasn't going to vote at all, but now I think I'll vote for you instead. I'm certain you could do a better job than any of the people actually up for it.

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    1. Thank you Miss Laura that is very encouraging.

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  2. I wasn't aware that UKIP had ANY policies. I'm with Laura and will be casting my vote for a Mr Rob Z Tobor.

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    1. I think with the two votes and bearing in mind it is proportional representation I may have just got a toe into Europe. A toe may not seem like a lot to some, but to me it is quite a feet. . . . . AH AH AH AH HAH HA HAH AH HA HAH a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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  3. I am glad that you and I are friends, that makes us the E You. Hahahahahahahahaha.

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    1. The Eyou Party has a good vibe Mr ESB I think it should be started up sooner rather than later. Although I will have to wait until the next vote in about 5 years, and by then I will be totally go go (sorry Ga Ga).

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    2. Each of us could take turns being the leader of the Eyou party with a duty cycle of one minute, but to complicate matters the boundary point would faLL on the 30 second mark, that way neither one of us could be accused of hogging the coveted odd number minutes.

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  4. It sounds like a bit of a mess---oh, but wait....isn't almost every country's politics?
    Mary @ The World from my View

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