Friday, 14 March 2014
The A to Z of made up, unlikely and ridiculous super heroes
N is for Non-existent Man
Have you ever had a quiet night watching TV and thought to yourself . . . . I really do hope no one turns up unexpected . . . . . . Well this is a job for Non-existent Man, he never turns up when he is not wanted.
Do you lie in the sun in the summer worrying that something noisy and loud is going to ruin it all flying overhead. . . . Are you thinking . . . Is it Bird is it a Plane . . . . Well NO its Non-existent Man, he makes no noise what so ever.
Do you rely on an Express train to get to work on time and have concerns it may be stopped by some idiot in a cape and tights. Well you can rely on Non-existent Man he never stops trains or chases bullets.
Are you a struggling burglar attacking little old ladies and stealing their cute kittens and have worries that some bloke in a mask is going to ruin your fur coat business just as it is getting started. Well NO you can depend on Non-existent Man to leave you in peace.
Pestered by Super Heroes, then call for Non-existent Man he never comes to your rescue….