Saturday 1 February 2014

Star Jelly, Sundays, Rain and Birthdays

Well its Sunday and as I have said many times Sunday in cyberspace is quiet much as it is the real world, today has not been helped by the continuing rain, wind and cold which continues to dominate the minds of many. Us Brits love to moan about the weather and just at present there is much to moan about.  Still Doris the Steam Powered Duck is happy enough going round and round in her pond, occasionally peering over at the star jelly which still sticks out from under the patio in a slightly menacing way. I still have not found out what this stuff is and Mr Jones is never going to convince me it’s an alien, and his attempts to communicate with the jelly substance so far has proved fruitless. Although I will say the jelly is the right colour for a fruitless Jelly . . . . HAH HAH AH HA HAH HA HAH AH HHAH AH HA H HAH  HAH HA H HAH Hha ha ha ha hah ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Star Jelly
The Ghost Writer and Mrs Ghost Writer, Mr Charlie and Miss Jane were here last night and we all ate curry as it is Mrs Ghost Writers Birthday today (happy Birthday Mrs Ghost Writer). Luckily this year I have been able to give her a unique present something that under normal circumstances is almost impossible to buy and would no doubt cost huge amounts of money to purchase. . . . . I have given Mrs Ghost Writer a jar of Alien Jelly although she did not look quite as pleased as I was hoping she might.


I am wondering if I could sell Alien Star Jelly on E bay it is elusive stuff and may sell for loads of money. Mind you my efforts to get the local conservationist and wildlife folk interested did not go well they apparently say aliens, particularly jelly ones are outside the parameters of their constitution and folk might laugh at them. . . . . . . . . . Well they laughed at Sir Walter Raleigh until he invented the bicycle and now look, we all use them to go to the chip shop. . . . . . . 

Star Jelly
A photo taken a few nights ago

6 comments:

  1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mrs Ghost Writer!!

    Ah.... I think I may have an explanation of the Star Jelly. I will leave in a secret place. Don't need those boys from GCHQ from getting in on the action.... wink wink nudge nudge.

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    1. Ah the hollow in the old oak tree near the street light by the level crossing next to the butchers in the small village on the way to the town that has the tower by the park with the lake in it. . . . Mums the word Mr H I will tell no one . . . . .AH . . . . DAMN.

      And I found out it is not Sunday but Saturday today so I am sort of well out of Sync now . . . . . . . . . AH DAMN AGAIN.

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    2. At least it is nearly Sunday......

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    3. Oooooooo and Mrs Ghost Writer says Thank You.....

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  2. Happy BD to Mrs GW. I prefer grape jelly. I realized it is 40% in common with alien jelly by having an a and an e, grApE and AliEn. I am currently watching a movie called Invincible about a guy named Vince who was able, starring Mark Wahlberg, while earlier I was watching the reality TV show about the Wahlberg family business.

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    1. I am not a great fan of jelly (unless it turns out to be an Alien)....... And I do not know of the film or the family in the TV reality show. I have been watching old 1960's and 70's spy thrillers on the box lately, they are less noisy than modern TV and Films in general.

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