Friday 3 January 2014

Winter Storms, flooding and Wild Winds in Britain . . . . and a Curry

Britain is being a bit battered at present, not in a I’ll have a Britain and chips please to takeaway, but by wind rain and tide surges (No I don’t know who Tide Surges is either), anyway before I get seriously distracted I thought I would check the BBC news. On the BBC news I noticed something that confused me a bit, it was a headline saying  . . . UK flooding: Flood defences 'will be protected' . . . . .  Now I know I am not always the quickest at picking up an important point in any given situation, but surely the whole point of a flood defence is to defend stuff from floods. If a flood defence needs to be protected then it must be a rubbish flood defence and I also noticed the words front-line services again call me a bit silly but surely the front line or as we like to call it the beach or river bank is a great place for a flood defence it makes no sense putting it behind the shops or on the hill unless it is a rubbish flood defence and needs protecting from the flood.




I do have to say all this rain and wind has been going full blast for some time now and it appears it is all the fault of the USA, I know and us being all sort of chirpy and friends. But the North of the USA is too cold and the South of the USA is differentially to warm causing storms to be created over the Atlantic (the Jet Steams doing) and making us folk in the UK wet.  It’s at times like this I think dad really should not have sold his old Weather Machine to some bloke he called Uncle Sam (I have never heard of him before).

I did manage to do a good deed today though as the chap next door had part of his fence blow down a couple of weeks ago and it has been getting worse. He is a bit like me and stubborn and likes to fix stuff himself. But he is eighty and also somewhat poorly at present so I leapt to the rescue. OK I was not able to fix it but I have put all the lose bits safe and secured what is still standing.  Which is good as the weather predictions for the next few days sound a bit bad, so I hope my work does not blow away  . . . . . . Maybe my temporary wind  defences  need  some sort of protection from the wind I will ask the BBC.


Oooooooo we had an Indian takeaway tonight which was well yum in order to take our mind off the wind. . . . .  I have a feeling that may not be the right thing to write . . . . 

8 comments:

  1. I am glad they finaLLy let The Globe show there iisn't globe-aLL warming. Perhaps the planet is like a snow globe and a gigantic hand "shook" us, and the glue that holds the baLL shape of the globe together, so maybe that is glue baLL warming(?) ..... hahahaha

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    1. There is a lot of talk that the planet may be stuck in a glue ball warming situation. However glue ball and stick are words that are often used together and we all know I am an old softy for a pointy stick. . . . .

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    2. While reading your reply I thought of caramel covered apples, something people make here in the autumn as a treat. It is a globe with goo and a pointy stick, and when you eat it, it is pointless to try to avoid getting sticky.

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    3. I learned some things about armadillos. They are supposedly native to the South American continent, and came north as the isthmus of Panama hooked together with plate tectonics. Supposedly they are easily suseptible to leprosy because they have an extremely lower core body temperature. But leprosy didn't exist in the New World before European explorers, and so it is likely that humans gave armadillos leprosy.

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    4. Hah! I learned that the Aztecs called them "turtle rabbits". I am going to start using that combination trick whenever possible.

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    5. We have toffee apples in the UK which are often eaten on Guy Fawkes Night (5th Nov).

      Us humans have a lot to answer for, it appears we have done the dirty on Armadillos as well.

      I suspect the Aztecs ate Armadillos bearing in mind Rabbits are rather a popular food and so are Turtles in many places so being called a Turtle Rabbit is not ideal.

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  2. He sold his weather machine? Well now I know who to blame.
    I can't believe we're protecting flood defences now. They're obviously not very good, are they?

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    1. I hope all is well with you Miss Laura and you are not getting to close to the sea. Floods can be scary

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