Sunday 22 December 2013

Edgar Allan Poe vs Christmas . . . . A poem of Christmas cheer (AH. . .Well)

The Ravens as they headed home tonight in the sunset


Once upon a Christmas Eve dreary, while I pondered weak and weary.
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore’s.
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping.
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chambers doors.
'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, is it the curse of Santa Claws.
Marching severed hands oozing sweat from their pores.


The constant scratching and demonic clip clop of cloven hoofs on my slated roof.
A demonic Red Nosed Reindeer loosening roof slates by the Score.
And while I’m Knotting and neatly Wrapping presents, there is still a tapping.
It must be the curse of Santa Claws the cursed hoards rapping rapping at my chambers doors.
But what if it is a friendly visitor entreating entrance at my chambers doors.
Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas I can hear. It is the cursed multitude of SANTA CLAWS.



Shouting shouting out into the night.

Poe Poe Poe . . . .  Merry Christmas.



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Thanks to Mr ESB for his comment last night which planted the seeds of an idea . . . 


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11 comments:

  1. pHoe pHoe pHoe ... That's just the chemist in me talking....

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    1. Thanks Mr ESB this would not have happened without you . . . . or Mr Poe.

      Calling Edgar Allen Poe, Mr Poe sort of changes the image of him in my head a bit

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    2. Calling him Mrs Edgar Allen Poe reaLLy changes the image.

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    3. I heard on the weather channel you were having a big big storm, hope everything stays put in place and doesn't go rushin' away.

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    4. Hello Mr ESB all is well with us but there are lots of floods about and loads of power cuts further south.

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  2. Aha and Mr. Poe's pooetry, sorry, poetry persuasions have come through in your verses of such distinction.

    Santa Claws and his droopy drawers. Full of Poe, um poo.

    A good one to you, Mr. T.

    Mr G. :)

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    1. Happy Christmas Mr G I hope you have a good time with Penny the Dog . . . .

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  3. Love it. I probably like it more than the original, and I love Poe's work.

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    1. Thanks Miss Laura and a Happy Christmas.....

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  4. Rob,Rob,Rob....Trust you to come up with something this wacky.

    Have a very Merry Christmas. May you always spread such cheer.

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    1. Thank you I will do my best while I have the chance and my brain still sort of works a bit.

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