Wednesday 30 October 2013

The Eve of Halloween in Rhyme.......... and the nice Steven Spielberg



It is the eve of Halloween
When scary monsters will be seen
And banshees scream into the night
To give small children a scary fright

And slimy clammy hands appear
Clutching bats and ginger beer
While gnawing red eyed rats attack
Eating the flesh from off your back

So tomorrow night on Halloween
When scary monsters will be seen
It’s best not to answer your front door
Better to read the diary of………
Rob
Z
TOBOR

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Yes I have written a scary tale for tomorrow  . . . . . The greatest (knitting) horror story ever told . . . . .almost.  An excellent film idea for the very nice Steven Spielberg.  

9 comments:

  1. I am close to being a knitter, a robotic knitter. Today was a bit celebratory as we cranked up the embroidery machine for our first large commercial order for a fire department.

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    1. Thanks for poeming for us.

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    2. I am glad to hear the Embryo machine is producing robotic killer firemen, you will make a brilliant mad scientist Mr ESB.

      Hang on I may have misread that slightly.

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    3. That's okay, it's better than being a militant bad scientist, hahahahahahahaha

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  2. I love the poem, and can't wait to read your scary tale tomorrow!

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    1. I hope you will not be disappointed Miss Laura, you have written a jolly good tale tonight I was well impressed. . . . .

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  3. Sometimes blogs do stuff I don't understand, I suspect they may have minds of there own.

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  4. Oh my god! My spine is chilled with terror! Please help my curdled blood!

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  5. You know… "gnawing red eyed rats attack", is really quite brilliant.

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