Friday 2 August 2013

Professor FrankenZompire and Mr Voodoo Vam Banshee's Mechanical Emporium of Amazing Contraptions Ltd

The Ghost Writer has got his car back today and it is working hunky dory again so he is very pleased, however he says that he was not expecting it to be turned into a fire breathing dragon by the garage, even though they were very reasonable with their charges. They told him that the modifications to turn the car into a large undulating fire breathing dragon were free and all part of their comprehensive service package. The Ghost Writer says all he really wanted was his car back as the modified vehicle is very unpractical and he is blaming the person who recommended this particular garage because he personally  had never heard of it before.




AH DAMN; as it happens it was me who told him to go to Professor Frankenzompire and Mr Voodoo VaM Banshee’s Mechanical Emporium of amazing contraptions Limited, as they are very friendly and always willing to help. Yes they do have a bit of a reputation for getting a little over enthusiastic in their work, but that is a positive thing when your car is poorly and needs to be fixed.  I guess I should have warned him they are rather keen on dragons though.

Still it is a cool car (dragon), although the police have told the Ghost Writer that the flames emitting from the mouth of the dragon are not legal.


I did not do a lot today, ate, painted and poked about in ditches with a pointy stick and cooked  marshmallow on the breath of a dragon car……..

7 comments:

  1. The dragon car is a truly magnificent contraption indeed!

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    1. Thank you, the world would be a brighter place with more Dragon Cars.....

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  2. I would personally love to have my car changed into a dragon. For one thing, I'd probably never get stuck in traffic, especially if it had wings. I could also breathe fire on anyone who annoys me - so much better than beeping the horn! I think I'll have to stop by PROFESSOR FRANKENZOMPIRE AND MR VOODOO VAM BANSHEE’S MECHANICAL EMPORIUM OF AMAZING CONTRAPTIONS LIMITED, and see what they can do!

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    1. AH if only such things were not limited to the realms of cyberspace and we could indulge such whims on the open highways.....

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  3. When I think about it from an impurely physics point of view, the drag on a vehicle is a form of friction, and more friction equals more heat, and more heat equals approaching the calculus limit of fire, manifested as dragonesqueness. StiLL cooking those hot dogs, weLL, no, actuaLLy just at the beginning stage of cooking the onions and garlic using a minimum of fire .... Mmm, slowly cooking breakfast.

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    1. That sounds like it was a great breakfast to me, and I feel hungry now........

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  4. Hmm, I must have gone to a similar mechanic. They turned my car into a tiny crushed cube.

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