Wednesday 24 July 2013

Rob Z Quatermass and the Pit, also starring Mr Jones as Mr Jones

Dad has always said it is good to finish the job you start so I was sent down into the deep dark damp smelly pit to remove the last huge bit of root, which luckily I was able to do highly successfully. Interestingly though under the huge root was the edge of a large silver disk that gently hummed, WELL COOL. I was clearing the mud off it when Mr Jones saw it and said what ever I did not to poke at it with a sharp stick as this was an alien spacecraft and these were seriously grumpy aliens, who have been known to destroy whole planets because someone has poked their spacecraft with a pointy stick.

Rob Z Quatermass and the Pit


So Mr Jones shouted into the deep dark damp smelly pit . . . . TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER, but the large silver disk just hummed at him and did nothing. Anyway as we waited I got bored and had sort of sharpened a pointy stick to a nice sharp point and thought, maybe if I just jabbed at it (the large silver disk) a couple of times they might wake up and chat to Mr Jones.

Mr Jones said that was a bit of an error so after a quick assessment of the situation we both decided to runaway rather fast.

Yes I know I sort of poked at them a bit with a pointy stick but don’t blame me if they turn up and eat you, its not my fault, it appears they are grumpier than I thought they might be……

OK I must run . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


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9 comments:

  1. OOoooooooo yes I forgot to say this is post number 900 . . . . Golly Gosh

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    1. Well done me . . . . They laugh at you now but one day, they will laugh . . . .

      Keep up the good work

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  2. If I get killed by an alien invasion fleet, I'm going to be very annoyed. I think I might sue you if that happens.

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    1. Aliens are very partial to Solicitors and judges so they will eat them first, which means you wont be able to sue due to the failure of the legal system.

      But I think Mr Jones has scared them off anyway with stories of motorway service stations and school dinners....

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  3. Strange: I thought I put in a comment already about the "take me to your leader". Anyway, my comment was a question: Is a leader someone who supplies you with lead metal? This would seem true in the case of the president being the leader of our armed forces as he would supply the soldiers with lead bullets, unless they have changed to steel bullets, in which case he would be known as the supreme steeler.

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    1. I found your comment in the spam box??? So I have unspammed you.

      Yes the English language is jolly complex it is no wonder I have little headaches with it all the time. Leader and Lead Ah or President and Press a dent . . . . PHEW.





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    2. I dont know where that comment has vanished off to now, it seems to have a mind of its own....

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    3. I chuckle when I imagine myself as Spam, the meat in or out of a can, not as cyber eXisting lost wordz in lost electronic worldz.

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    4. Sorry Mr ESB I missed this the other day . . . . :)

      But life is like that, I am becoming faulty as I get older.

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