Thursday 23 May 2013

Religion and Micro Gods, A Master Plan.


It can be a right old game writing this diary at times what with the surrealness (which apparently is not a real word, very surreal) of a life half in cyberspace and half in real life. Because it is important to log events in the real world to complement those of cyberspace, if I just made stuff up and wrote nonsense it would turn into complete gibberish that no one could make head nor tail of. . . . . . . AH DAMN. But sadly things in the real world are not always nice, well to tell the truth most items classed as newsworthy are in general events of death or destruction, war or a group of bankers and high fly capitalists running off with all the money.  I told my teachers that I was planning to be a high fly capitalist and run off with all the money and they said there was a long queue and I may need a better plan and also would need to be neat and tidy.





Anyway as a result of yesterdays news in the UK I have decided that Religion needs a bit of a shake up (again), I appreciate that the so called religious\political protesters of yesterday were in fact deluded nutters , but to quote several politicians over the years, we should not look at the crime but the causes of crime….

So I return to the subject of Gods again tonight, and the fact there are just not enough of them; when large groups all start saying we are right you are wrong all that happens are fights, there is even fighting and killing within the same religion at times which is stupid and pointless, but a result of large groups. So I will again say we need lots of Gods, thousands, maybe millions so that there is no wrong God or wrong religion, and yes I have pointed this out recently and no doubt will do again in the future, but the world of the Micro God is the way to world peace.

Each Micro God would have its own Micro Religion (or Micligion) and folk could follow loads of different ones depending on how keen they are. Children would learn of the many Micro Gods from the incredibly popular game of Micro Religion, Top Trumps, folk rubbing their little Micro God for luck at the start of the game.

All this will lead to the unifying political party known to all as the Micro Party which will sweep the world by storm with its snappy slogan of “A big party of small ideas” and I will then lead this party to eventually rule the world and call myself Emperor Rob Z Tobor insisting that a large image of myself is placed on all main streets . . . . .  just before I run off with all the money wearing a nice suit. 

17 comments:

  1. I'm glad you are staying away from the gibberish, My laywyers have instructed me to send them a list of anyone infringing on gibberism (the act of gibberishness) or being gibberist (acting against the best intersts of gibberishness).

    I think it would be good if the Micro Gods came with interchangable arms and legs and heads so that friends could get together to make new and improved battle gods that could fight and win points like top trumps. points can then be exchanged for minor miracles or an ashtray like green shield stamps.

    The world went to pot the day the stopped giving those green shield stamps away at petrol stations.
    Trust me - check the dates. It's true.

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    1. THe word Gibberish will not pass my lips again, well I am typing so HAH HAHAH HAHH HAH AH HAH AH H HAH AHA HA H AHHA ha . . . . . . Yes OK Mr H sorry about that.

      I like the idea of interchangeable bits on the Micro God, I think we need to contact the folk at Lego.

      OOOOOoooo Green shield stamps I remember them folk when wild and saved sheds full of them.

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  2. You do have a way with words, thinking about the news always about death and destruction, can't they have a bulletin of "Good News?" It would make a lot of people happy also the weather forecast on a bank holiday why can't it be good for a change.?
    Yvonne.

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    1. I think we have had a sunny bank holiday this year so that is it now until 2023.

      I agree about the news but sadly I think good news is not news in the news industry.

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  3. A micro dog I know is caLLed a chahuahua, which try to remember to pronounce wrong as "cha who ah who ah"

    Thanks a lot for teLLing me about the bridge burning down in Texas, that was cool.

    So I think a theism from a long time ago would be a thewasm.

    My mother is visiting and should be here veRy soon, a good day.

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    1. oooo back in a bit . . . . .things to do, including eating cake

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    2. Cake good. I am having coffee soon maybe, it is veRy early here. Doing cryptograms.

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    3. Yo Mr ESB I think "cha who ah who ah" is as close as I get to the correct pronunciation of chahuahua.

      I guess a cryptogram is a crypt for Granny . . . . . HAH HAHAHHAHAH HAH HAH HAh ah ha hah ah hahh hahaha hahha

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    4. That is funny-er-all, hahahahahahahahahahaha

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    5. The Micro Party must use nano tech no logy

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    6. That sounds like Latin Mr ESB, the Party Motto

      Nano Tech No Logy Et Vista Run XP.

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  4. I am running a bit behind with comments so will try and catch up tomorrow, I have been busy and am rather tired. but felt I need to at least get a post up and a rather hastily drawn drawing. I think I need to draw the Micro God of Doodles, I need more hours in a day and more energy.

    I am of to bed, see you all tomorrow

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    1. Yes hello me. we are back and we are bouncy, ok not bouncy.

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  5. I already have an image of you, which I bow down to and worship daily...please don't call the police! One more restraining order and it's jail time.

    Loving the micro god of Seagulls and chocolate. Can we have some more images of micro gods?

    Sleep well Rob Z. :)

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    1. More Micro Gods are on the cards Miss Lily, there is much scope for all sorts of different Micro Gods to look after all sorts of things.

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    2. I am the Micro God of Scruffy, not as in Scruffy the dog . . . .Woof, but as in bits in the wrong place and an air of dishevelment.

      I think I also need to draw the Micro God of the Sun cos someone has nicked it again.

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