Thursday 30 May 2013

Pizza Slice, The Dark Creature of the Undergrowth, Aliens and Elsewhere

I have not achieved a great deal today, it has been that sort of day I looked at a little job involving some tongue and groove panelling but did not have the things I needed, so sort of waved the various bits about shook my head a lot pointed and said OOOOO sorry madam it needs a new thermitechnic screw adjuster like all good plumbers and then said I would be back two weeks next Thursday. However mum said I was not a plumber I was an IDIOT and sent me out to do things elsewhere, but I knew where here was and I knew where there was but I could not find elsewhere. Despite asking everyone I ran into (I say ran into I was walking and did not make any physical contact) such as the Banshees and the Lemmings of Petrograd, who were playing leap frog ( Lemmings, leap frog . . . . .HAH HAHAHHAHAHH HAH ha hah ah hah ah ahahhah ha ha ha) a few Zombies, a few Cows, a Raven, The Dark Creature of the Undergrowth, Mr Jones, Esmeralda and Freddie who have formed a new group called ‘Watching Alien Invasion Tactics’ or WAIT for short. Apparently Mr Jones often chases aliens through the woods shouting WAIT  . . . . . . take me to your leader.



Hang on what was I saying  . . . . . . AH YES elsewhere; when I asked everyone I was looking for elsewhere they would generally scratch their heads ask if I meant here and when I said no they would suggest over there but I was not looking for there I was looking for elsewhere. I spent a lot of time doing that until I worked out I had been here there and everywhere, although not elsewhere. You can see how a chaps day can vanish like sand through the fingers of a little old ladies hand when perusing such a task, strangely it is the sort of task us chaps will do for hours and women tend not too even for five minutes, although I don’t know why?


In other news I noticed on the news that a man who I believe was a captain of Star Trek although not Captain Kirk (the real captain) was going on about never eating a pizza slice before even though he is now seventy, although he has eaten pizza. Now call me an IDIOT but me and the Ghost Writer who is well old, are well confused what is a pizza slice if it is not a pizza, If either of use go out a restaurant and order a pizza we want the whole thing not a bit of it.  As I say the poor old Ghost Writer (note the word OLD) and I don’t understand what they were talking about.


Oooo I was a bit rushed for a picture tonight so I photographed my dinner (I know it is a bit healthy looking) and it is not pizza. 

12 comments:

  1. I don't think I know where aLL elsewheres are, but I do know where the r is in elsewhere. Oh, sorry, interruption, must feed Cooper ... ok, back again. I was thinking also that any where that there was someone named Elle who swears would also be an Elleswear. I hope this helps and if it doesn't please don't let me know. (Hahahahaha) oh, sorry there was another interruption from a phone caLL telemarketer. When I told him I had lots of money and asked him hoow much he wanted, he said something eXtremely rude about my sister. He didn't specify which one. Then he hung up.

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    1. I think if you cut a pizza up in rings from the middle outward, I am not sure that I would caLL that a slice. The neXt time I order pizza I wiLL ask my waitress to cut my pizza into ring starting with a circle in the middle, and I wiLL formulate the 5 radius dimensions in order to have six equal pieces of pizza.

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    2. Logically it would make more sense to make square pizza's maybe called Plazza's.

      You don't have loads of money Mr ESB . . . . . . . . DAMN

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    3. I worked out the math, you just make the cuts proportional to the square roots of the integers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 with an outside diameter of 6. The neXt time I order a pizza I should ask them not to slice it then I can bring it home and do the circle ring ring ring ring ring thing. It would work out perfectly for Cooper as he likes the outer crust and I don't.

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    4. I think you need to do this and photograph it as an example geometry in pizza . . . sort of like poetry in motion only with more bite....

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    5. Yes, I was already planning a demo, trying to decide what to use for a cutting device to give nice sharp circles and which toppings out of my favorites, plus how to arrange the rings for photos .... aLL this while Cooper is complaining, "Why is it taking so long to serve my pizza?!?!?"

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  2. Sometimes I get confused.com reading your post but I so enjoy them, I go to bed with a smile on my face.

    Yvonne.

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    1. I will admit they are not always straight forward, and sometimes I find I need to return a few days later and tweak them as I tend to notice errors then.

      But it is good that they make you smile it is what my blog is all about (well one of the reasons I do it).

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  3. Finding out where elsewhere is is a grand undertaking. However, do you think you could find when erstwhile is while you're at it?

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    1. I think we could end up searching in earnest for erstwhile, luckily though Mr ESB above ( a fellow member of RATs) is called Ernest.

      I have been eating chocolate cake Mr Addman so all is well.

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  4. I think I went to elsewhere once, but I can't for the life of me remember how to get there. Funny place, though.

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    1. I went to college in Ware once a long time ago and I don't think I could find Ware now.

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