Sunday, 5 May 2013
Gorilla Gardening and a John Lennon lookalike
I was very excited today because I was told we were off Gorilla Gardening, which sounded WELL COOL after all it is not everyday you get to go and chase gorillas and remove them from peoples gardens. So I was well prepared with a harpoon gun and a pointy stick and camouflage clothing ready to do battle with the large lumpy beasts in someone’s garden., but it appears gorilla gardening does not involve gorillas just gardening. I feel I may have been lead up the garden path so to speak, well I would have been if the garden in question had a garden path which it does not. Anyway there was a gang of us and we attacked (well not as in attack ….. AAAAuuuuuuuggghhhh, sort of attack) a garden by weeding, cutting hedges, moving things, poking at possible Gorillas and Zombies hiding in shrubs, that was mainly me as I feel it is best to be on the safe side. We then all stopped for lunch but never quite got going again due to exhaustion. If there were gorillas about (or Zombies) that was us at our weakest and they missed the opportunity of attack, (attack as in Attack, AAAAuuuuuuuggghhhh, sort of attack).
Not a gorilla
During our meal I was told that I looked like John Lennon before he was born which made people snigger and I was told that it probably meant I looked like I should be in a cell, I was not amused and I bet no one would say that to a gorilla or a Zombie, although I think a gorilla is more Elvis than John Lennon. I also learnt that the Prime Minister can make really good pies; I say this but it was only what I was told and for all I know he might or might not make good pies and I never established what sort of pie we were talking about, I think that is important.
Anyway I need to rest because gorilla gardening may not involve any gorillas but it is hard work, I may go and look for hedgehogs later ….. So good night I will return as I do tomorrow.