Sunday 26 May 2013

A bit of this, a bit of that, summer and stuff

After yesterdays little taster of summer today was even better WOW how did that happen, that’s two whole days of sun with swallows flying about and Zombies sun bathing in the clearing in the wood. Mr Jones hates it when the Zombies sun bath he reckons it’s not good for alien watchers, he says a Zombie tried to eat one of the aliens once which is not good for inter-planet diplomatic relations. He says he even tried to get the police to help but they sniggered and seemed to be indifferent to the plight of the alien and suggested Mr Jones gave the Zombie one of his bacon sandwiches.  You would think the police would know that Zombies don’t eat bacon, I think there might be a bit of retraining needed.  

Anyway I have done it again I have drifted from the point which was . . . . . . . . . . . . MMMmmmmmmmmm    . . . . . . . . . .  AH yes it was a really sunny day.




Now remember yesterday I mentioned I was doing stuff with stuff and looking at stuff and the like, well I really should never have written that it was a major error because it appears that we may have to store someone else’s stuff for a while. So I spent part of today moving our stuff to make room for someone’s else’s stuff in case their stuff should turn up. I have a habit of writing things in my diary that then happen, this is fundamentally entirely the wrong way round and I was always told I should write what has happened after it has happened. I am starting to feel a bit like that Nostradamus chap, although he was rather cunning and allowed a certain amount of vagueness to his dates so that the end of the world was anything from 1969 to sometime in 2350 or there about’s give or take the odd millennium or two.

Ooooo what was I saying . . . . . . . .  AH yes the sun, apart from moving stuff I also did a bit of this and that, as it happens this is a very rural activity and many people spend their entire lives doing a bit of this and that and it is possible to make a  reasonable living doing this and that for a bit of cash (nudge nudge say no more, a wink is as good as a nod to a blind bat). Apparently the main problem is the tax man according to dad; and the Ghost Writer, says he was one paid in curry (lots of curry) for an IT job, and the tax man got a bit hot under the collar about that too. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HAH AHHAH HAH HAH ah hah hhah ahha hah ah hah ah ahh ah ha hah ahah ahahhaha hah ah ha hahahah hah ha ha ha ha.


Sorry about that  . . . . . . . mum says IDIOT.   

10 comments:

  1. Great post Rob but PLEASE be quiet about the weather.

    Yvonne.

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    1. I will particularly as I have seen the weather forecast for us over on the west of the UK tomorrow.

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  2. I'm not sure if I've asked this question before but what do vegetarian zombies eat? If I become a zombie, which will happen sooner than later if I don't get any sleep, will I as a vegetarian, suddenly acquire a taste for "braiiins" or just be content with eating "graiiins?"

    Bank Holiday Monday coming up, which can only mean one thing in terms of the weather. Better go and dig my boots and coat back out of the cupboard again. :)

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    1. I think a vegetarian Zombie would eat something really terrible, something people only whisper about in the dark corners of the greengrocer's shop and that is . . . . . . . . .


      Brussel Sprouts

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  3. I don't have much curry in my cooking but I did trade a half a batch of gumbo for a motherboard once. It is trying to be summer here around 100 high for two days but it might rain starting tomorrow. We have grassfire alerts and a rational holiday today. I may have a far away job for one or two days but I have more mom time today first. Hoping to take her to the diner today. I wonder if animals would have the zombie equivalent caLLed zoo-mbies. Hahahahahaha ....

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    1. It started raining here 48 minutes ago as predicted, As for the curry it was a lovely curry but there was enough for 20-30 people as the IT job was for

      No Bones Jones

      Maybe a Zoombie is a very fast Zombie.

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  4. It's sunny today too, that's three in a row. It's got to be some kind of record, unless you got the weather machine fixed? If you did, could you make the sunshine last a little longer? I've been working all weekend and now that I've got a few days off I'm sure it will start to rain!

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    1. Sadly the weather machine is still broken, and I fear you might be right about the weather. It is always rotten to have to work on the sunny days and then it rains when you finally get some time off.

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  5. We had the bright orb in the sky, but it has scurried back behind its clouds and now it rains again. The vampires are back out and all is well. Hope you did a lot of this and that in the sun and moved tons o' stuff from here to there. I love your piece in the Woven Tales anthology, as vell, very vondervul.

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    1. Many thanks it is kind of you to say so. I did move loads of stuff and messed my back I think, which is not good. Still it means I can groan a lot and will not move large objects about for a while.

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