Saturday, 27 April 2013
X mark’s the Spot
X X mark’s the Spot (yes yes yes, but I did all the clever words last year)
“X marks the spot” said the old pirate looking at his map Har Har Har Har.
So he sailed the seven seas until he saw an island.
Where he saw a shepherd and said “I be looking for this X . . . . . Har Har Har”
And the shepherd said “I have only seen ewes”.
So the old pirate walked across the island where he saw a curious man.
And the pirate said to the curious man “I be looking for this X … . .. . .. . Har Har Har”
And the curious man said “why”.
He walked past a large castle and said to a princess“I be looking for this X . . . … . Har Har Har”.
But the princess was sleeping and said “zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” rather a lot.
Then the pirate stood under a coconut palm where he saw a parrot and he said to the parrot “I be looking for this X . . . . . . . . . Har Har Har”.
And the parrot said “you’re holding that map upside down” and so the pirate turned the map the right way up and the parrot asked the pirate “what letter are you looking for now”.
And the pirate said “I still be looking for an X . . . . . . . . Har Har Har”.
And the parrot said “you mean like the large X twenty paces from that coconut tree over there”.
And the pirate said “Gold”.
And the pirate and the parrot lived happily ever after, hunting the letter X.