Thursday, 4 April 2013
The Duke of Denmark and Doris the Dragon
The Slightly eccentric A to Z blogging adventure of unknown and rather unpopular Modern fairy tales
D The Duke of
and Doris the Dragon
Down in the depths of a dark dungeon in the Duke of Denmark’s Doman lived a rather dramatiC and delightful dragon called Doris;
the dragon liked to drink Diesel out of a dustbin with a draw (sorry straw). Each night the Duke would demand
a knight descended into the dark dungeons to destroy the dragon called Doris; Doris
the Dragon would dismember the duke’s knight, peel off the metal armour and eat the knight,
thinking the Duke is very kind to
send her tins of food every evening about dusk. Then one evening Dick the village dimwit
was dispatched to deal with Doris the Dragon and although he did not wish to descend the depths
to the dark dungeon, he did.
He did not have armour and was rather distressed when he met Doris the Dragon who said “Hello do not delve in the dark damp doorways come and have some tinned meat and doughnuts”, Dick the Dimwit said “but its Dave the Dukes knight” and Doris the Dragon realised she had made a bit of a mistake AH DAMN said Doris as she devoured another bit of Dave. So she dictated a letter apologising for any distress and said she would dance at the Duke of Denmark’s palace and devote herself to the dukes defence as she had accidently devoured all the tinned meat (sorry Knights).
And they all lived happily ever after