Sunday, 28 April 2013
Normal Service Will Resume Shortly
NOT THE A TO Z
It’s Sunday afternoon (sorry evening now) and it has started raining and has gone a bit on the chilly side. As everyone knows I have been writing the greatest fairy tales in the world so far this year, so not much news has been told to the eager masses desperate to know what I have been doing. Well to tell the truth not a great deal really, despite the fact we have had a few sunny days.
I am still digging a zombie defence trench from time to time, when ever I am chained to a nearby tree and told to dig or I get no food. Dad says it’s the old carrot and stick method of raising children and it is what made him the man he is today. A mad bloke who makes things no one needs and shouts at passing folk and hates supermarkets, in other wards an average man in the street.
Mr Jones has been told yet again he is not allowed to hunt aliens in the nude by the police but he has found a solution (no not a fluid but an answer), he found a skin tight lycra all in one nude man suit in a fancy dress shop in the great metropolis. He says it helps to keep him warm but its one great disadvantage is it can be a bit awkward when he needs to go to the toilet. A subject of conversation best left to Mr Jones and his encounters with aliens, a topic which I think may be the reason for not seeing any aliens this month.
Anyway I only have two letters left to deal with now the Y and Z and I have just realized I have not drawn a picture for either yet which is a bit of bother, so I think I better go and do my bit. One thing I have learnt to my great dismay is that the public do not like fairy tales and since the start of my epic journey back at on the 1st April my diary has become less popular. Leading me to believe that the mention of the alphabet may not be in my best interest in the future, I have been reassured by the dog however that avoiding the alphabet is as easy as A B C . . . . . . . . . . . . . AH DAMN
Mum has just said IDIOT
Ooooooooo yes the chicken says Hello.