Tuesday, 2 April 2013

Bob and the three Biggish Brown Bears


The Slightly eccentric A to Z blogging adventure of unknown and rather unpopular Modern fairy tales
2013


B  Bob and the three Biggish Brown Bears

Back at the beginning of time there were three biggish Brown bears, Baby bear (Bert), Mummy Bear (Brenda) and Daddy Bear (Brian). One day their Breakfast was very hot, burningly hot. “Better Browse in the Bushes for a bit” said Brian the Biggest of the Biggish Brown Bears, and off they bounced (well baby bear Bounced). While they were Busy, a boy (Bob) broke into the house through the backdoor and found the bear’s breakfast which he bolted down even though it was still boiling hot. Having bolted breakfast Bob thought it best to barricade himself in the bedroom. On their return Brian, Brenda and Baby bear Bert found three empty blue bowls which should have been full of Borage (sorry Porridge). It was a bit of a bombshell for the three Biggish Brown Bears and they thought blow me, drank bottles of blueberry wine and went for a lie down. When they entered Baby bear Bert’s Bedroom; Bob was bouncing on Baby bear Bert’s bed, but bears are broody beasts and Brian the biggest of the Biggish Brown Bears ate Bob, bringing our rather beautiful if boring tale of the three Bears to a Brilliant end. OK Bob is a bit bashed and battered and full of Bites but he brought in on himself. 



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21 comments:

  1. Bob is a belligerent bounder; bouncing on beds indeed! He could have broken it. How brash. :)

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  2. I think Bob got what he deserved, not like Goldilocks in the similar but very different fairy tale, coincidentally also involving three bears :)

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    1. There is almost a slight hint of Greek mythology in the bear bones of this book (sorry post)

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  3. We aLL have a big number of b's in our names in my family, even Cooper, especiaLLy considering that b is used infrequently. We have been busy on my wife's day off from work but she was being eXtra busy doing work at the non-workplace caLLed home doings she normaLLy do at work. She was hoping to cook the chicken using the bunsen-like burners but younger Bostonian burned the birds before she came home from the workplace she had temporarily gone to give customers a fake mild suntan chemicaLLy coating, a halfburn representation. Yes, we have a wide wild range of business services, even simulating the sun by spraying certain paints on people who pay to be fakingly fried. By we I don't actuaLLy mean me doing the spraying. If I am spraying paint it is usuaLLy on an inanimate object like my clothing accidentaLLy while trying to put it on buildings and other business things. Which came first, chickrn or rgg? ActuaLLy yesterday it was both at the same time, then chickrn, then finaLLy rgg.

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    1. What is truly unboring about your fable is that you did not embody a single word that began with a non-b that also had a b on the inside of it! The letter b is actuaLLy used rarely in the habitual usability of the English language, way below average in volume.

      I was so looking forward to using the word 'tangible' today. I gust it weLL half two weight until a mother day.

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    2. Mr ESB I feel your own fable back at your own blog is a wonder, I will tell everyone to go and read it

      GO AND READ Mr ESB at

      My Worlds My Words My Worries (link below on my favourite blogs list)

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    3. Thanks! That was a fun unstable fable.

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  4. Love the spin on an old classic

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    1. I have a feeling it will not be the last as I progress towards the big finish at Z

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  5. Conversation between me and the lil man.

    Me: Do you want to see what Rob Z wrote for B?

    Lil man: I'm scared.

    We both still thoroughly enjoyed it though. Cannot wait for tomorrow's entry. :)

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    1. I don't think any of the fairy tales are scary, although fairy tales are meant to be a bit scary. Tell him to beware the GUILLEMOT's and a RABBIT might sort of get its head chopped off and eaten.

      But otherwise nothing else is eaten, OK I lie something is eaten tomorrow, HAH HAHAHH HAHAH HAH Hah ah hah ahh ah ahhah ah hahah ahha . . . .Ooooooo I sound mad now HAH HAHAH Hah haah ah hahha haha haha hha hah aha.

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    2. It's more the style of your writing, that scares him.

      Spawn-"Rob is a bit mad but I like him".

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    1. Or as the Bears call him, Burger Bob.

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  7. This post made me chuckle...cute post! Good luck with the challenge! I participated last year and had a blast!

    Donna L Martin
    www.donasdays.blogspot.com

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    1. I did it last year by just winging it on the day but have it all planned out this year so it is very chilled.

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    1. You are very kind, I like to think of it as madness.

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  9. BRAVO! BRILLIANCE BECOMES (the) BEDTIME BOOK!

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    1. A Best Seller one hopes HAHH HAHAHH HAH AH HAH h hah h hahah ha ha

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