Tuesday, 2 April 2013
Bob and the three Biggish Brown Bears
The Slightly eccentric A to Z blogging adventure of unknown and rather unpopular Modern fairy tales
B Bob and the three Biggish Brown Bears
Back at the beginning of time there were three biggish Brown bears, Baby bear (Bert), Mummy Bear (Brenda) and Daddy Bear (Brian). One day their Breakfast was very hot, burningly hot. “Better Browse in the Bushes for a bit” said Brian the Biggest of the Biggish Brown Bears, and off they bounced (well baby bear Bounced). While they were Busy, a boy (Bob) broke into the house through the backdoor and found the bear’s breakfast which he bolted down even though it was still boiling hot. Having bolted breakfast Bob thought it best to barricade himself in the bedroom. On their return Brian, Brenda and Baby bear Bert found three empty blue bowls which should have been full of Borage (sorry Porridge). It was a bit of a bombshell for the three Biggish Brown Bears and they thought blow me, drank bottles of blueberry wine and went for a lie down. When they entered Baby bear Bert’s Bedroom; Bob was bouncing on Baby bear Bert’s bed, but bears are broody beasts and Brian the biggest of the Biggish Brown Bears ate Bob, bringing our rather beautiful if boring tale of the three Bears to a Brilliant end. OK Bob is a bit bashed and battered and full of Bites but he brought in on himself.