Sunday, 31 March 2013
The Spy Ring and the Alphabet
AH I have arrived a bit late to say the least today, but then it is hardly surprising because someone moved all the clocks, but it is all part of a great master plan. You see my diary exists in two places in cyberspace at present, one is known by the initials FB and the other is called a blog. Now those of you who follow what I get up to in some detail will know (on the blog anyway) is that in April I am doing a thing called the A to Z challenge, it is where a group of bloggers (about 1500 or so) write a post on a theme for each letter of the alphabet. So the 1st April tomorrow will be A and then the next day B and so on although not Sundays. Those of you on FB will not be aware of this as it is in fact all cover for a huge Spy Ring working undercover and unknown to MI6 and the CIA . . . . . . . . . . AH . . . . . DAMN yes sorry about that everyone. Anyway everything is in code and MI6 will never crack it so it’s OK, I am writing the A to Z of fairy tales but not just any fairytales, because these are the eccentric fairy tales of Rob Z Tobor and will be the best secret coded spy fairy tales in the World.
In other news I got to eat a bit of a chocolate rabbit (he did not suffer), attacked the buttercups with a pickaxe (they did not suffer, much) and stuck some wood on a wall. Sadly this may be the last real news from me until May so it does mean I will not know what I did in April when I look back in the future but I may just remember that it was jolly cold……..
So for the next month I will be writing fairy tales in code if you read me on FB . . . . Normal service will resume soon-ish. . . . . Well as normal as it ever gets anyway.