Wednesday, 6 March 2013
The inside of a huge three headed caterpillar with tusks eating ginger cake in an igloo and a funeral
Another day and as it happens a sad day because today was the funeral of Mr R B. Mr R B was a well known man who lived in Montgomery for many many years and we have known him for a long time as did most people in the town. He was for a long time the headmaster at a local school and as it happens also kept goats for many years, now I must point out this is purely a coincidence and I had not considered this till recently. And I can state with confidence that none of Mr R B’s goats were ever catapulted over his school, only certain goats are capable of flying ( I use the word loosely) and his were not flying goats.
Anyway mum and dad had planned to go to the funeral but as it happens dad needed to get a thing to put in a pipe to fix a thing that needs fixing and what with time and logistics being what they are they ended in the wrong place at the time of the funeral. However I suspect that
may well have been grid locked anyway as Mr R B was well liked and had links to
all sorts of people; he was also a temporary vicar although I am not sure what
a temporary vicar is called. I believe
there was to be Welsh songs sung too and I am not good at Welsh and singing so
I it was probably best I was not there. Montgomery
There was much talk of rain today by the man on the BBC weather on the radio (I say on the radio, he was not standing on it, it a sort of figure of speech thing) but at the time of typing none has materialized. It was very foggy first thing this morning so I took the opportunity to investigate what the inside of a huge three headed caterpillar with tusks eating ginger cake in an igloo made of clouds looked like when seen from the inside and I have to admit it is a bit of an anticlimax I was hoping to see bits like organs and blood not just loads of fog and mist and a crow and several pigeons.
In other news dad has given me a device to put in a pipe to fix a thing that needs fixing and has told me I can come in, have soon supper and go to bed as soon as I have fixed the thing that needs fixing . AH . . . . . . . . . . DAMN I better go then DAMN.