Thursday 31 January 2013

The Spy who came in from the cold, or was it go out?


Not quite so windy today, I thought I’m British I must comment but that is done now so I will move on. Last night I got a secret message to say that Miss Fionaski was coming across to deliver a secret package to mum and I was not to say a word only that Miss Fionaski would arrive at 11.00am. Luckily I think by then I had already written my daily diary entry so the news of the secret package did not make it. I sometimes forget that secrets are best not written in a diary that is read my thousands and MI6 on the internet, it is an easy thing to forget after all in the good old days of paper your diary was where you wrote secrets. Then years later the secret diaries would be published and all the friends of the person whose diary it was would call then a Bl********** ******* ******** back stabber and sue for libel. By publishing my diary online where the entire world can read it my friends know what I have written so still call me a Bl********** ******* ******** back stabber, but it is difficult to sue. Just look at the case of Esmeralda flushing the headmaster’s toupee down the toilet this afternoon. She would have got away with it, if it was not for the fact it blocked the main sewer pipe. Then the plumber thought it was a huge rat and the environmental health man examined it and found the headmasters name on the name tag. The headmaster was not happy about the fact he had to explain it was not his pet rat but his hair. It did not help either when the environmental health officer said it was not a hare because the ears were too small . . . . . . . HAH HAHAHH HAHHAH HHAHAHAHH HAHH Ah hah ah ahah ahaha hahahahh hah ha




Anyway what was I saying AH yes it was not as windy today . . . . . Hang on no not that; Miss Fionaski came to see us at 11.00 am and delivered the secret package to mum who was surprised because luckily it was still a secret . . . .PHEW. then she showed us her latest spy outfit apparently they are all the fashion in the spy business these days and are designed to confuse border guards who are disorientated and think you are going in the opposite direction to the way you are going. I have supplied a picture but if you are reading the best selling paperback this is a jumper with the buttons at the back so you look like you are standing the wrong way round you cant undo the buttons because it is not easy to do up buttons on your back and it would hinder your escape over the border.  The world of spies and espionage is all very strange.

Oooooo I may have made a cake today but it is a secret . . . . . . . . . . .DAMN 


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9 comments:

  1. Spys? I just started watching a new teleBision show set in the Reagan era caLLed 'The Americans' last night, episode 1. It is on the FX channel.

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  2. Has Esmeralda ever had a psychiatric evaluation? Just curious.

    Yes the back to front jumper is a cunning trick, though I would be more concerned as a border guard, that there was someone standing before me, who didn't appear to have a face. :)

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    1. I thought there was something different about that sweater ...

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    2. Yes it appears these jumpers are the hight of fashion, I may need to get one because I have a habit of putting a jumper on back to front. I blame this on being left handed and that jumpers are made for right handed people. But if I had one of these jumpers and put in on backwards it would like OK.

      I did think just after I took the picture of Miss Fionaski that I should have got her to wear a mask on the back of her head it would have looked WELL COOL, sadly she had to head back home.

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    3. Left handed? I did not know that, somehow I missed that, that changes eveRything, but only by 50 percent.

      I am just off to a slow Friday, mainly eating and watching a movie.

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    4. yes sorry Mr ESB but I am left handed although I use a knife and fork right handed and a spoon left handed and a PC mouse right handed.

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    5. On my last decade birthday I switched to writing left handed.

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  3. I think I have found a flaw with Miss Fionaski's backtofront jumper! What happens if a secret security guard is following her down a street and it looks like she is getting nearer even though she getting further away because it just looks like she is a spy with a very long fringe? I'm sure the spy business is tricky enough as it is and if she in a hurry to get out of a sticky situation and puts the jumper on back to front? That would look silly. hahahahahha.

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    1. I am inclined to agree with everthing there Mr H. the only other option to consider is inside out.

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