You are all going to moan a lot but I
intend to start today’s diary with a bit of weather news, yes yes go on then all moan then, but there is a
reason because here at least all the snow has finally gone. But it has not been
a great day, because we started with loads of sun WOW SUN and after breakfast
it was suggested that maybe a nice trip into a large muddy hole might be a
great way to spend the day . . . . . .AH DAMN.
I tried the re-enactment of the film Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Hang on none of this is
important, because as I was saying I was in a muddy hole looking for ancient
artefacts in an effort to re-enact the film Indiana Jones and the Temple of
Doom, and it was not fairing well particularly when it started to blow a gale
and rain very hard (I hate hard rain) so in the end the re-enactment turned in
the abbreviated film DOOM or possibly The Creature From the Black Lagoon. That
happened when the neighbours saw me heading back to the house covered in mud
and slime; they screamed a lot locking themselves in their garden shed shouting
DON’T EAT US. Luckily the dog recognised me, well the hat anyway so I managed
to get in. Then the sun came out again but before I was sent back into the
muddy hole it rained again, followed by sun then rain and so on all day long,
it was very confusing and it was and is still cold.
So I have now stopped and
am on strike, I think as and when I am sent down into the muddy hole again I
need to think of some more films to re enact like The Pit and the Pendulum or
Watership Down (a muddy hole). . . .HAH
AHHAH HHAH HAH hah ah hah ah ahah haha
I really don’t know what
has happened to that very nice Steven Spielberg these days, he keeps making the
wrong movie, my agent has been back in contact again although I think calling
Mr Spielberg an IDIOT was a bit of an error (I’m really sorry Mr Spielberg you
are a very nice man my agent is a bit hot headed).
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It is pretty here today so I should go for a walk in the park. I must take my wife to work so that I can have her vehicle as my truck is in the shop for a major repair.
ReplyDeleteI remember your vehicle needing a big job once before Mr ESB but I guess that was some time ago now. They like to be looked after . . . .enjoy your walk.
DeleteVehicles like a little new eveRy once in a while. It has quite a few miles on it and obviously needed something major. I had to have it sent by a tow truck 60 miles away. It is hard to find people who work on diesels in my town, and we have no Ford dealership anymore. I am just glad it broke down five miles after I got home from my 330 mile journey to my mother's place! It was the veRy neXt trip to the store after getting home.
DeleteDo you have the equivalent of the AA or RAC in the US. They are very good at saving people with broken down cars.
DeleteYour vehicle was not going to leave you in the middle of nowhere, so got you home, but was then just to tired to make it to the shops and back. I do like a good faithful car that will hang in there when it is important.
I think our AAA is equivalent to your AA. In our piece of the world AA is usuaLLy Alcoholoic Anonymous. Our AAA could be Auto Awful Away. With a ceLL phone, internet, and GPS it is hard to be lost any more, you have to work at it. I always have an emergency blanket so I am not likely to freeze to death. They didn't have -gasp of unbelief goes here- a griLLed chicken when I was at the diner last time, so I am going to head that way to see if they have restocked, as I must go to the store for the wife as weLL. That sounds strange, as if I might be purchasing a new wife. That probably not what I meant. I did fix her door today at the shop.
DeleteIt is a sad state of affairs Rob Z but we Brits really could talk about the weather all day. It has been thundery and rainy, here and I have been sleep and sicky. But Spawn has been supplying me with lots of hot chocolate...Which know I come to think of it, might be the reason why I'm sleepy and sicky. Lords knows what his laced it with...this time.
ReplyDeleteThere was a film out a few years ago about a group of people stuck in a wet muddy hole. Basically it was about a group of people, stuck in a wet muddy hole...or was that I dream I had?? Looks like it's back to bed for me. :)
Take care Miss Lily get well soon I would like to say spring is on its way but well Who can tell. Best Just to say
DeleteSpring is on its way, it will soon be sunny . . . HAH HAHAH HHHAH AH hah ahh ahah ahah hah aha hahhah hah ahaha hah