Sunday 20 January 2013

Fighting Snow Zombies, Lemmings and ice bowls


So another day of snow, I was not expecting it to snow today but it did a bit, unfortunately it was still the wrong kind of snow for snowmen and the like so I was not able to do much in fact I appear somehow to achieved very little today, I am getting really good at that lately, I think writing a daily diary has one drawback and that is you spend your day writing your daily diary.  Because of this you then find you have nothing to write about so then not having anything to write about and end up waffling about all sorts of rubbish  . . . . . . .AH . . . . See what I mean.

I am a little worried about the Snow Zombie I really don’t know what he got up to last might but he looks a bit the worse for wear and seems to have been in a fight, I tried asking him but he cant remember; I also noticed he lost the Ghost Writer’s favourite woolly hat and asked him where it was but he says he cant remember. He did say that the last thing he remembers was drinking Russian Vodka out of a green bowl made of ice at a party in the woods that the Banshees were having, banshee’s love a bit of ice cold wind and snow.  And he said he vaguely remembers a drinking competition with the Lemmings of Petrograd and one of them saying Snow Zombies are all manby pamby cowards who run away as soon as the situation gets a bit hot. I did point out to the Snow Zombie that he will run away once it gets hot and he may have misunderstood the Lemmings, and besides we all know that you should never get into a fight with the Lemmings of Petrograd, they are a formidable force who have just the one weakness, they hate anyone called Cliff.






    
Well what else happened  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .AH DAMN . . . . .Nothing . . . Sorry about that I will start to bore you all soon and you will all run away and eat ice cream.


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7 comments:

  1. Good Lord! The snow zombie looks like it's gone ten rounds with Mike Tyson. It actually looks more scary now, then it did yesterday.

    I see the Lemmings of Petrograd are back...not sure if that's a good thing or not.

    It's just stopped snowing here, so it's nice and thick. Bad news:the schools may be closed tomorrow. Good news: I get to have a line in if they are. :)

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    1. I hope the Lil man gets to enjoy the snow and that is is better snow than we have if he is planning to make a snowman.

      I am now working on more practical things like clearing the drive and making sure the paths are not quite so dangerous, useful but not as much fun.

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  2. I saw the picture of Elton John in the video and realized that he looks very young, so he must have bought a time reversing machine or perhaps it could even be a photo from a long time ago but I am not sure how often that happens due to the evaporation rate of photography. If you doubt photo evaporation, notice the hot in the middle of photo. ActuaLLy now I am just hoping that I could just perform an initial feed for my dreams, something surreal.

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    1. Hot and Photo can lead people into certain areas they may not wish to go Mr ESB, I would recommend that it is best not to Google the two words at the same time. Unless of course you are a photographer of volcanoes in which case hot volcanoes are much better subjects.....

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    2. Yes, I can see that now, sorry, photo, hot, O (!)

      I didn't understand the picture with the red and green objects.

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    3. Ah the green and red objects are a bowl and a vase made of ice. They were made using balloons filled with water and food colour and left outside to freeze. The UK has not been cold enough to freeze them solid so when the balloons were burst, one had frozen as a green bowl and the other as a hollow red vase. They are both still outside because they would only be useful in a ice house and I prefer to live in a warmer house.

      If it gets very cold where you are you could make your wife an ice vase and put flowers in it for her in the garden it would be an interesting surprise for her. . .

      a nICE gesture HA HAHAH HAHH HAH HAH AHAHHAHH HAH HAH HAH HHAHA

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    4. I play with frozen objects from time to time too. I made a dog water bowl for Ccooper once. I have a wagon with a busted wheel, setting at an angle. So the rain collected in the rectangular body of the wagon and then froze matching an interesting shape. I think it is s'pposed to be in the 60F range for highs for several days here as highs, so I have an air conditioner to go fix.

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