Saturday 20 October 2012

The Washing Machine and the Gremlins




Our rather, not very good washing machine which will do strange things just for the hell of it sometimes, because it’s a washing machine and it under the delusion it is normal, has finally decided enough is enough. If we want to spin clothes to get them dry then it has let us know in no uncertain terms we need to do this ourselves by running in circles very fast. Dad has used his vast knowledge of electro-mechanical machines that like water to try and coax it back from sulk mode, the machine however just sort of twitched and mumbled at him. He then tried to give it a good beating with a large hammer but it did not help. So Mum and dad decided to purchase a new washing machine online using a small square bit of plastic, something called a credit card. They almost never do this it is very unusual indeed, so unusual that their bank did not allow the transaction several times and they only managed to do it after several phone calls explaining that they were in fact really trying to buy a washing machine to wash things in.



It was very frustrating and took ages so dad decided it was all the fault of the old washing machine and went and gave it a jolly good thrashing just to let it know who is boss. The good news is there is definitely one washing machine on its way to the house but the bad news is that like busses it is just possible that after years of never buying a new washing machine 15 of them will all turn up at once.

Yesterday the man on the BBC weather forecast on the wireless said it was going to be hot and sunny all day but it has not been hot and it was rather cloudy, I do wish they would tell us the truth it is very difficult when they do these sneaky things. Anyway I am not sure what happened to the day it just sort of faded away and all of a sudden it is dark. In fact it is getting dark earlier and earlier here in Britain and in two weeks time Great Britain does its ritual of moving all the clocks by an hour, so the good news is we will all get to have a lie in and still get up early but the bad news is by 5:00 pm it will be well dark and I will be jet lagged for about a week.

I have finally found my two posh microphones (OK not very posh) so I will be able to record myself drumming very soon which is sort of good for me, but maybe not so good for you and I have also found most of the leads that connected up all the little boxes that need to be connected in the big orange room. I might have to make a tombstone or two, as the last surviving member of the Monty Cardboard Robot Club, for someone who needs tombstones.

OK that’s it all a bit random today but it has been a random sort of day.

  
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7 comments:

  1. You should use the old washing machine as a space craft.

    I know I would.

    WeLL, maybe.

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    1. Its orbit might be a little erratic, although I could leap out of it at 25 miles high if I had a problem.

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    2. Yes, you could. Or you could jump out with a parachute. Or even better, a pair of parachutes.

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    3. Oooo yes you are right I will find a pear right now. . . . . . . . . YUM.

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    4. A few weeks ago I found pear cider. They have several flavors to go along with it as weLL.

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  2. Our washing machine also has a mind of it's own, but it's such an old lady (born in 1982) that we let her. We set it to wash, she soaks. You want spin? Those clothes better be arranged in the carefullest of balances or you get none. Sigh. But she was free and until she quits all together, we'll keep her.
    Good luck with the drumming!
    Tina @ Life is Good
    http://kmdlifeisgood.blogspot.com/

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    1. I think there is a world of dodgy washing machines out there waiting for someone to link them all into one huge tale.

      'Washing machine stories from the World'

      I would consider the task myself but I have a diary to write and many other little projects on the go.

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