Wednesday 17 October 2012

The grinding wheels of progress going round in circles


There I was minding my own business pottering about attempting to draw 5000 legionaries (that’s the Roman ones that marched about in legions) in the margins of my history book. The one I am allowed to write in not the one from the library called ‘The Roman Legions and their place in the Development of the Ice Cream Van’, when I heard a noise. A sort of grinding spinning noise, the sort of noise that a twenty seven foot high mechanical clock might make prior to it going into the full Westminster chime at midday. So I looked up and low and behold what was staring me in the face but the grinding wheels of progress. Well I say progress, but I mean a twenty seven foot high full Westminster chiming clock made by Mr Progress one of the metalwork teachers, which he plans to put in pride of place on the school roof. Well he did until he was told it breaches planning consent.  Not normally a problem but because we are now an academy the headmaster is trying to do things by the book. That is not the book ‘The Roman Legions and their place in the Development of the Ice Cream Van’ because it has very little in it about large clocks. Although the ice cream vans in those days did have grinding wheels much like the clock, and the planning process.



Now being faced, sort of face to face by the grinding wheels of progress (Mr Progress’s name for his clock makes you realize that life ticks by dead quick, OK not dead quick because the clock is losing at least 10 minutes a day. But I realize I need to focus my diary on matters of great importance as the old History teacher said You can either sit and watch the wheels of life turn and go nowhere yourself or be one of the wheels, sadly in an attempt to prove the point the teacher was crushed by a large grinding machine full of cogs and wheels. Proving to all it is much better not to be one of the wheels. It is all this trying to be one of the wheels that has resulted in so many people just going round in circles. The only real advantage I have found so far for going round in circles is that it allows me to write absolutely loads about absolutely very little on days when very little has happened.

We are hoping our strange electrical fault is fixed and the Ghost writer says after a hard day in the office he feels like he has been trampled by a legion of Roman soldiers, then run over by a large object with grinding wheels that strangely sounded just like a large Westminster chiming clock.

And Heavy Harry the Cat  arrears to be not well, apparently my use of the defibrillator did not help although he did leap up and looked very perky for 10 seconds. 

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6 comments:

  1. Ah, the obstacles of progress are planning. Hope things work out.

    As for Pink Floyd, I can honestly say that I have never heard a bad song from that group. And speaking of progress, I tend to like the old school rock and roll.

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    1. I do agree about rock and roll (mostly). As for things working out I think they will, well I hope they will, well they might . . . . . . . .DAMN.

      No only kidding everything is Hunky Dory.....

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  2. If you wish to think of yourself as part of a mechanical clock you can choose to be a jewel. Jewel, ah, that is a good sounding name, and they play a role of being a bearing. I think I would want to be a grizzly bearing, or maybe a polar bearing.

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    1. A polar bearing is an interesting idea bearing in mind the world spins around its poles. And a pole could be used as a shaft to fit a bearing on even an imaginary bearing. I wonder if there is such a thing as Astro-Mechanical Science.

      I must investigate Google, OK sort of, it appears to be Astrophysics but that is not quite the same me thinks, no discuss of Polar Bearings there.

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  3. With all the cogs mentioned in this post, would it be fair to say that you have "COGnitive thought"?

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    1. I like to think of it as a COGpositive thought and as we all know clockwise can be easily written as Wise Clock

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