Sunday, 8 July 2012
Andy Murray looses at Wimbledon... Chicken denies involvement in betting scam
Today was the men’s final of the
Wimbledon tennis and there were great expectations of the
man from Scotland Andy Murray he won the first set I noticed on the wireless;
then I sort of lost interest. I have to admit to not being a fan of such things
and was showing a bit of interest because he is the first Brit in a final for
seventy odd years, he is also a Scot “Away the lads” and finally the Chicken had
said he had found a way in through a hole in the fence and was planning to hide
out under the umpires chair and watch.
Anyway I switched on the radio later expecting to hear of Andy Murray's great win only to hear he was about to loose. Apparently he said afterwards that he was distracted by a bloody chicken on centre court. The chicken says it was not him, but I have seen a photo on the internet which is very suspicious indeed.
We have also pinned down the issue with the main power tripping out in the house, it appears to be linked to the central heating system. Well I say the central heating system because it appears this is where dad has also connected his rain machine hoping that no one would notice he has powered it up yet again. Mum has told dad he is an IDIOT and is torching it with the flame thrower as I speak (type) yet again.
The chicken is celebrating with raspberries and ice cream after a rather substantial win on who would win the Tennis. The dog says they were fairly confident (him and the chicken) that Andy Murray would loose particularly as he does not like chickens, although the chicken is yet again saying it was not him (her) but a similar looking chicken. I have to admit I can’t tell the difference between chickens so he (her) is probably telling the truth… Mum just said IDIOT again now?