Friday 29 June 2012

The Wicked Witch of the West, Part 3 and the CIA


So after a quietish day in the grey office the ghost Writer has been whinging about computers again, but also recons he will do some more ghost pictures. If you are wondering how he created his ghost picture it is dead easy. He sets his camera on a long exposure in a very dark place and moves about flashing a torch on and off to create multiple exposures. He says everyone should do it because they should?



Due to technical problems of a technical nature, technical nature appears to be a contradiction in terms but who am I to say such a thing. OK sorry distracted again ….. Due to technical problems part three of my fairytale is based entirely on made up stuff, a bit like part two and part one and any link to reality is entirely good luck. I would also like to add no ducks were harmed in the telling of this story.

Miss Goldilocks started the day singing and spinning gold thread on her spinning wheel in her little cottage, but unbeknown to Miss Goldilocks MI6 and the CIA had knobbled her  spinning wheel, having purchased a spell from the well know retailer of spells, Spells-R-Us that meant when Miss Goldilocks pricked her finger she would fall asleep for a hundred years. The CIA thought to themselves that’ll keep things quiet. Of course all spells have a get out clause and this one was rather cunning, if she is kissed by a Mexican Truck Driver she will wake up again.  The CIA and MI6 thought we don’t get then round here that will fix her HAH HHAHAH HAHha hah ah ahhaha haha hahah hahah hah hahahhahhh;  but by lunch time she was up and chatting to a song thrush in the garden, the CIA had not even thought about Mexican Dave, how foolish.

Meanwhile the massed masses of massed minions who were planning  to eat cake and walk their dogs and point and shout and say YA SUCKS BOO….HA HA HA to YOU, last night suddenly thought hang on its Thursday night and Wimbledon has started and then there is the Euro match on the tele so stayed at home. The Wicked Witch of the West was also rather scary so they thought to themselves Naaaaaa.

The Great Lord of all the Land and his faithful assistant Thomas Attila the h-unsmiling however have been forced to act as the last thing they need is a multitude of unhappy massed minions massing and murmuring, and a Witch laughing hysterically running up and down hills. It brought back thoughts of Mary Poppins, no hang on sorry Maria to the great Lord, and it took ages to squash all the rumours and get rid of the pesky kids with the dog.   So in the early hours of the morning as the sun was rising and the Wicked Witch of the West was asleep they unleashed the great monster of the deep into the big lake; the not so famous Monstrous Creature of the Welsh Pool.

As The Wicked Witch of the West walked her boundaries to check for intruding intruders and picnickers with cute dogs she heard noises from the big lake. Thinking to her self, hiding in wet suits in the lake are we, we will see about that.  And as she peered into the deep dark water the Monstrous Creature of the Welsh Pool suddenly bit her head off. And everyone lived happily ever after. Well until part four anyway…….. 

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13 comments:

  1. I was confused because your two blog posts had similar pictures, so I was wondering, hmmm, or maybe just hmm, Haven't I seen this before, but where are aLL the comments? Then I compared the two photos and found differing ences. I must go though, so I wiLL read later ....

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    1. The Ghost Writer is still learning the skill of using a camera in the dark and a torch, he says it will give him a whole new skill that will one day be of extreme usefulness.

      Many have said he is just a mad bloke and the batteries will go flat in his torch then when he needs a torch he will be scuppered.

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    2. I was trying to think of words that have CIA in them when I was distracted by a better thought. (Does that happen to you veRy often, better thoughts pushing out inferior thoughts?) WeLL, I noticed the I between the CA and CA is the abbreviation for the state of California, and I have been to CA several times, mainly to the middle part, San Jose-San Fancisco area on business and honeymoon. So I realized that I too had been involved with the CIA, but not in the way that very many people have probably ever thought about.

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    3. I C A very good link there Mr ESB.

      I usually have the better thought at a point that is too late. So I am left with the consequences of the actions of the thought that was not as good as the better thought, thinking this could have all been so much better.

      Hang on I have a thought....... DAMN

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    4. At A CIA offICe In CA I CAn C A CIA Agent, I CAlled And Asked to C one but they Are very C-retIve. I Asked for theIr offICe loCAtIon And they whIspered, "We Are At C level", whICh I Interpreted As eIther on the CoAst or on the thIrd floor of An offICe buIldIng or both.

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    5. PHew Mr ESB that is a lot of CIA, Just as well we did not included MI6 who statistically I'M 6 times more likely to C, I Approximate

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    6. Mi mi (pronounce as "my my"), I would assume you would C more MI6, but if they are reaLLy good, you probably wouldn't recognize them as secret agent gents. The CIA may possibly prefer the UK to vacation, so you might see them unknowingly as weLL. I do agree that the ratio would be around 6 times more likely. But then I thought about weight, and depending on which agency has plumper people, the total surface that you C might affect the 6:1 ratio. So man-y unknowns, so little time, especiaLLy in this season of stolen garlic, The Vienna Connection.

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    7. The Vienna Connection is a very interesting thing for you to say Mr ESB because today we bought to original drawings of Venice. Your mind reading skills are getting rather awesome although still slightly out geographically. I put this down to Europe's use of the Kilometre rather than miles.

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    8. to I mean two .... Even I know that's wrong I think it is the knowledge that my mind is being read

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    9. Did you happen to hear about the Garlic Heist where they caught a stolen truckload by the smeLL, of course, I know it had Vienna in the story as a location.

      I thoroughly properly interpretted your to as two on the fly as I was reading it by your context needing a numerical. Those sneaky invisible vv.

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  2. I'm glad she got her head bitten off! I wonder what will happen in part 4...

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    1. I am awaiting news although I fear the powers that be have cut off all the sources of news now.

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