Tuesday, 19 June 2012
The Microsoft Surface Tablet, a cat and the greengrocer with scales
Sometimes life in cyberspace can go very quiet, this is generally rather good it gives us time to stop and think and ponder and notice small things like ….. My QWERTY keyboard it full of hair from Heavy Harry the Cat. And then this leads us to ponder why a cat has a fur coat made of hair and humans have hair on their heads not fur, although fur is just a lot of hair. Snakes have scales not hair but a greengrocer has scales and hair; if they are very successful greengrocers they might even have a fur coat which would imply that greengrocers might be a genetic anomaly related to snakes and cats. However neither snakes nor cats like vegetables. Therefore we need to find some sort of carnivore greengrocer say like a butcher. So it is very likely that a butcher is more closely related to cats and snakes. And also might explain why Mr Snakecat the local butcher wears a fur hat and it famed for his hare pie
The Ghost Writer has turned up now and says he has been in his grey office all day today and is now well spaced out so listening to me ramble on about total rubbish is fine as long as I don’t mention computers as he has had enough of them. Interestingly Microsoft are going to make a tablet computer called the Microsoft Surface with Windows 8 on it, so that should cheer up the Ghost Writer …………. AH the Ghost Writer has said IDIOT now that’s a bit unfair as I was trying to cheer him up. I think what Microsoft need is a Rob Z Tobor interactive interface application to realign their rather fixed way of thinking. As a Radical Abstract Thinker (RAT) I think I need to point out to the huge grinding corporate multinational IT companies that they need to think outside the box. I do that all the time, which is a bit of a problem this year because I keep getting wet due to all the rain.
I think I might suggest that instead of a flat screen with no keyboard they should make a keyboard with no screen and just have the keyboard project the image onto a wall then it can be as big as you like. So that us with duff eyesight could use an entire wall to do stuff, but will anyone listen to me I don’t think so…… And I bet they would just turn around and say AH …..Yes, but it will get full of cat fur.