Thursday, 24 May 2012
Yet another hot day on the Starship Enterprise
Remember I said it was hot yesterday, and yesterday I said it was hot the day before, well today it was hot, that’s three hot days in a row in Britain, which can only mean one thing………… Global warming so AaaaaauuuuuuugggggHHHHHHH take to the hills it is the end of the world, hang on I live in the hills sort of so AAAAAAauuuuuuuuuuggggghhhHHHHH take to the shopping centre. No maybe not we are in recession, that very nice (HA HAH HAH HAH HAHAHAH HAH ) Mr Cameron and his assistant Mr Clegg have said something like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, what was it AH yes …….”DONT PANIC……The Greeks did it”.
It’s OK for them they have a nuckie bunker to hide in, well Mr Cameron does, I think Mr Clegg has been told he has to stay outside and organise the troops against rioters. But he does get to be in charge.
What am I talking about? Ah yes the sun (not the newspaper), we spent the day in the swimming pool again today at school with the caretaker doing his best to keep it topped up with ice cubes. But at one point the caretaker Mr Scotty was shouting at the Headmaster and they had the following conversation
Caretaker “The Freezers can’t take it much longer Captain, sorry headmaster” ……..” And the Light in the speed freezer has failed”
Headmaster “Light? Speed? Failed?”
Caretaker “ Yes Captain sorry headmaster and the ice cube trays have warped, Mrs Factor from the Kitchen has found three more , But I don’t know how long they will last”
Headmaster “Warp? Factor? Three?”
Caretaker “ Yes Captain sorry headmaster those freezers are old I don’t know how they cling on, two or three more days like this and its certain death for them Captain, sorry headmaster”
Headmaster “ Klingon? Death? ….. Do your best Scotty I know we can rely on you. Oooooo what happened to that new non-descript assistant we got you”
Caretaker “He hit his head climbing up a bean Captain, sorry headmaster”
At which point Freddie turned to his mate Jim and said “ It’s life Jim but not as we know it …………HAH AHHAH hah hah ah haah hahha haha haha haha hah hahah aha ha”
OK I have a head to continue with so must go.