Thursday, 10 May 2012
Cake Cake and More Cake
After a relatively quiet day at school doing normal school things, lessons, climb the lamp post next to the playground and plug in the extension to power the science block., and smuggle in illicit fish and chips at lunch time from the chip shop and fire a small rocket out of view of the headmaster as an act of rebellion. It was back home to play with the chain saw on a pole (an extension, I was not up a pole with a chain saw), a rather useful gadget to snip parts off some of the trees that are a bit out of hand in the garden. No not for cutting cats in half as part of a magic act for the Queens Jubilee party in the village hall…….No no no the idea has not even entered the mind of myself and the dog, definitely not…. …. ….. …. …. (Much), mum just said IDIOT.
We now have a Herman cake with nuts and Chocolate in, although we have not tasted it yet. It came from Auntie Karen and Ian the Musical Hat Maker and is a friendship cake; it started thousands of years ago with one cake where the mixture is split and so now there are millions of them. So it is a pyramid scam really, but instead of loosing all your money everyone ends up knee deep in cake, so everyone is happy, thus the friendship cake. I say that but I have yet to taste the cake, luckily ours does not have healthy stuff like fruit in it PHEW.
I was told that friendship cakes can sometimes be cursed and make wailing noises and bubble and bite people with pointy teeth, which sounds WELL COOL, I have suggested to mum that we should get one of those wild cursed wailing cakes but she said IDIOT again. That seems a bit unfair they sound jolly exciting.
OK I need to go, I met the man today who is organizing the Cultural Olympic Exhibition that I am making the Cardboard Olympia for and I have a month left so no pressure……….YICKS