The Ghost Writer spent the day weaving his way to Ystradgynlais to repair computers and then weaved his way home. There are few straight roads in
a wise if slightly wicked way to make the English wander
into little Welsh villages to
purchase stuff like wooden Love
spoons and warthogs and waterproof coats and wellingtons as
is world famous for its wet Weather. Wales
The Ghost Writer is here now eating and whinging after driving at the wheel of his vehicle for what he says felt like a well long time. In fact it is a wonder he made it, what with the whispers of wildcat strikes by tanker drivers and Werewolf’s in busses waving Whale parts at him.
From the Movie
The Last Strangle in Paris
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Did you all know that K, Q, V, X and Z do not exist in Welsh so really I should not be doing them but I have. As for today well it started badly the old wagon, (I refer to the school bus) was driven by a werewolf with Wensleydale cheese and WORCESTER Sauce sandwiches. His driving was a bit whacky but he happily whistled into the Wind and wound up the other drivers by waving whale parts at them and winking.
It appears the Universal Bus Company drivers have gone on Strike again and warfare now exists between management and the workers even the tanker drivers have walked out in support. So the Buss Company have got round the problem by employing a new workforce of werewolf’s (who are prepared to do a bit of moonlighting)
What makes it worse for the workers is werewolf’s will work for woefully low wages and one night off once a month when they go and wild in the woods and wrestle with witches and warlocks and hunt for Whale parts in Woolworths or W H Smiths.
Look, I’m distracted now as I was saying the werewolf was whinding his way to school when he was stung by a wasp. So after weaving all over the road writing off a wheelbarrow and a wireless set we ended up going the
wrong way and getting lost in the woods. Remember what bears do in the woods, well so do werewolf’s……… YUCK, that made the women on the bus scream and cry (those
WESSEX Girls). Mums just said Sexist
Damn it this is getting very wordy…not a wise thing. I have told the Werewolf who was driving the bus if he keeps driving like that by tomorrow he will be an EX-Werewolf
I don’t know about the rest of you in the A to Z jolly but I have decided I am doing three more letters then that’s it no more. I still have this sculpture to make for the Cultural Olympiad……….YICKS