Tuesday, 24 April 2012
The UNDEAD in the UNDERPASS
OK it's the U letter and as I was, and still am uninspired and unsure of whether to raise the Undead again I thought I would allow all the pupils on the old utilitarian School bus to discuss the options and vote. It seemed like the best option for a United approach. Unfortunately the old Utilitarian School bus stopped in an Underpass, The driver said it was due to an UNOFFICIAL Strike by the union unlashing unilateral forces on the Universal Bus Company for their unprincipled USE of Unmanned Busses in Urban environments which had unsettled the union. He said he thought we would all understand and unite behind the uprising.
Unfortunately we had already decided to be the Unsocial Unforgiving UNEXPURGATED Undead, although Frank said he was an Undertaker but that was because he had been Coughing a lot on the Bus (COFFIN …….HAHAH hah ha hhah hah hahh hah hah ha hha hah haha h). Esmeralda whose Uncle Sam is a Director of the Univeral Bus Company UNBUCKLED her seat belt and said she was going to eat the driver, who found himself under attack from the Undead in an unrelenting UNVERSED attack.
Unbeliveably on the other side of the underpass was a pensioner’s coach trip to the Utopia Shopping Centre. Esmeralda was undeterred until a gang of UNSCRUPULOUS little old ladies in the other coach screamed at US saying “IT’S THE UNBELIEVERS, THE UNSEEN, UNKEMPT UNDERCLASS’S KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE AS VAMPIRES”. And we all thought Oh No not again it cant be; but yes they said it KILL THE VAMPIRES. And we shouted back NO we are not Vampires we are the UNDEAD and an UNDERTAKER. Strangely this time it UNEXPECTEDLY unsettled the UNSCRUPULOUS little old ladies in the other coach, it appears that little old ladies will do their utmost to avoid the untimely arrival of an unwanted Undertaker. So when Frank (the Undertaker) waved his tape measure at them and started writing down measurements, it resulted in ultrahigh screaming and an untidy exit by the UNSCRUPULOUS little old ladies as they upturned an unmarked police car in their urge to escape. The rest of the day was uninteresting and unworthy of mention which is a slightly underhand way of saying I give up. ………