Tuesday, 10 April 2012

The IMPLUSABLE IMPLODING INTERLECTIAL and one too many at the ISOBAR






Industrious, interesting, intuitive, inexplicable and insane all words that the New York Times has not used in their in depth interview in the imaginative mind of the individual who instinctively responds the interesting name of Rob Z Tobor (me or I).

So having now investigated many of the interesting blogs INVOLVED in the A to Z it is intriguing that many (ok a couple) have inexplicably imploded into the infinite void of infinity in the internet something Ian would I’m sure say was inevitable.

The dog insists that the imploded blogs are the result of INTOXICATED bloggers hanging about in the Isobars of cyberspace where bloggers become INEBRIATED by infusions of suspicious letters from the alphabet such as T or IT (An early evening meal, typically eaten between 5pm and 7pm in England) or Y’n or even G’n or J’n or possibly B’r (as in you’re my best mate you are).

Isobars are as we all know invisible lines of pressure of a known value along a line and it is a common fact that bloggers can not work under pressure. So losing Inertia, resulting in Ineptitude, killing their inventive minds.

If you meet a pretty young girl who gives you a card to an Isobar offering free entry and a free drink just say “I’m an Intergalactic invader from IO (one of the moons of Jupiter), and my iguana has insomnia”……. It has always worked for me as they then run away.

Mum has said IDIOT. I thought she might, she said that last time I wrote about EYE’s.

Anyway I irritatingly (for you) intend to illustriously inch my way to Z and beyond. 



The Ghost Writer says IT IS  alright for you lot he has had to work all day in a grey office spilling the guts of temperamental artificial intelligence which was shouting Igloo Igloo Igloo, Im an Igloo.




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16 comments:

  1. THat's certainly a lot of I words! You're on a roll with your alliterations.
    Happy A-Zing!
    Nutschell
    www.thewritingnut.com

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    1. With luck I will make it to the end ...... ..... ...... I hope

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  2. Imploding blogs, for sure. My entry number has gone from about 672 down to 622 due to other folks' deleted blog entries. Well, it is hard to keep it up, but me? I am determined to stick it out!
    Love your post, and your funny bug freak picture. So, let's belly up to the Isobar and drink some stress tea.

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    1. Sometimes stories make themselves and the ISOBAR was one of those, after all it is the perfect name.

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  3. what can I say? Interesting, as usual.

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    1. Many thanks again It is the hard part of the Alphabet in as much as we have done a fair bit, but still a long way to go

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  4. That's amazing all those "I" words you used! Great stuff!

    This is me, Duncan D. Horne, visiting you from the A-Z challenge, wishing you all the best throughout April and beyond.

    Duncan In Kuantan

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    1. Thanks for the visit thought your own idea interesting and probably harder to do

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  5. I've gotta say, your alliterative posts are most ILLUMINATING.

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    1. Many thanks Mr AddMan I just knew you would not be negative

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  6. Hi...I'm hopping over from the A to Z Challenge. I challenge you to visit my blog and try to figure out today's mystery word but no fair grabbing a dictionary first...;0)...good luck with the challenge!

    Donna L Martin
    www.donasdays.blogspot.com

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  7. INTERESTING. Love the spider Is. I'm trying to visit all the A-Z Challenge Blogs this month.

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  8. I have laptop ISSUES at the moment which IS why IVE not been able to read your wonderful posts of late. but I am INCREASINGLY enoying your work with each and every click - as always.

    You da man (as a member of todays yoof might say)

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    1. Well thanks Mr H. I thought maybe the Easter Punters were keeping you on the run demanding brollies and rain macs

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