Saturday, 7 April 2012
The GUILD of GROTESQUES AND GARGOYLES
As we know Mr GRAHAM the art teacher very kindly got right in to the spirit of the letter “G” way back on the 8th march, when we all made Giant Garden Gnomes and painted them in Grey Gouache and by the end we had a large Group of assorted Grey Giant Garden Gnomes. And although these GIANT Garden Gnomes saved us from the Ghouls and Ghosts they have since been gathering dust as garbage in the garage. It could have been a gruesome and grizzly end to a generations (My generation) great art.
Mr. graham however is a bit of a Guru a gifted and generous guardian of grand gothic artistic goals. So has given dad the grey gouache giant garden gnomes as a gift for The guild of grotesques and gargoyles. The guild of grotesques and gargoyles gather once a month at the Golden Goose Inn on the village Green, drinking gallons of grog, and eating Gateau and game pie. Inviting guests to give governance to their own grand plans in order to get grants from the guild.
For the annual get together and gathering where the Grand Grumpy (the honorary leader) of The guild of grotesques and gargoyles is elected Dad is powering the GIANT GARDEN GNOMES with sophisticated Geo-gravitational gyroscopically generated engines and guidance systems. Enabling them to glide gracefully over the village green in a gracious ghostly dance.
It has transpired however that the Godzilla is Great Appreciation society is also holding their annual event on the Village green on the same day (tomorrow) and so Dad says he plans to fit gleaming 18mm Gatling Guns to the GIANT GARDEN GNOMES to gun down Godzila. The rest of The guild of grotesques and gargoyles are not sure that is a good idea. But as dad says it will liven up the usually rather dull give away local Gazette which is full of Gibberish.
This Grand Battle of Giants will take place on the village green tomorrow. Sadly (for you) my day off from the A to Z so none of you will ever know the outcome …….. HAH AHAHHAH HAH HAHH Hah hah hah hahh haha haha hahahahaha ha hahaha
Talking of Gibberish mum says Idiot …………..Ah no she has just made a gesture instead.