Thursday, 5 April 2012

The Ecological Elliptical Earth Engine and the Evils of money

Esmeralda (a long standing character of my diary), has much empathy with E (the letter not the tablet) and is enjoying Easter with Easter eggs and Entertaining Everyone by Exploring Eels and Echinoderm (Starfish). She entirely blames them for her Eczema and the rather embittered and emotional employment of explosives to end her embarrassment is encouraged by Mr Evans of Evans Emporium where she purchases the explosives and eels. I feel he encourages her for his own Evil ends i.e. money (the route of all Evil)  

Dad, a new age Environmentalist and expert Engineer has built England’s first Ecological Elliptical Earth Engine, which runs entirely on Elderberries. Using Electrolysis and Electronics to produce an electromotive force from the Elaborate elliptical orbit of Elderberry Electrons in an erroneous effervescent electrolyte.  I feel some of you may need to consult an Encyclopaedia to entirely understand everything although I know Mr ESB (A member of R.A.T.S) will be very enamoured by this enormous epoch, encouraging him to continue his own experiments with his Chicken Sandwiches.

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The  Elite of the European Elliptical Earth Engine Club say it is an exemplary example of an Elliptical Earth Engine and having examined it say its execution and extraction of Energy from Elderberries is an evolutionary event in the elliptical engines evolution (note the clever use of the same word twice HAH HAHHAH HAHh hahhahh ).

Because of dads enterprising efforts, the European Elliptical Earth Engine Club have awarded dad a posh certificate but dad said “A B*******  posh certificate I was hoping for loads of money” and has exploded the  Ecological Elliptical Earth Engine……. adding EASY come EASY go.

Money you see, is the route of all evil; but great for explosions. Mum says Dad is an Egghead but also an IDIOT

Hopefully the Explosive End of the Earth Engine and dads Experimenting will see the Weather return to normal



ELVIS is still the KING ...... Listen or Else...........

10 comments:

  1. It is so one-der-fool to be ink-eluded in your E blog post, I smiled biggly and laughed some too even in the mist and midst of my complete and utter total eXhaustion that is today, whether it be [Wednes, Thurs or Fri] day.

    i am just ever so glad that I got my newest pineapple plant completed (its five months old) and delivered to the person who has been waiting for it. So I will begin another plant for the neXt person soon, most likely tomorrow.

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    1. A pineapple plant completed ???? I feel I should know more of this Mr ESB.

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    2. I have three full size pineapple plants, and the oldest one has started growing my first pineapple fruit. I start them from the tops of pineapples, placing them in potting soil, growing a new plant.

      I started a new plant back in November and it was finally large enough and established that it looked like it was going to work. They don't always grow, I lose about a third of them. Today's gift was the second pineapple plant I have given away, which gives me a wonderful sense of fulfillment.

      You can see some photos at my blog post dated Feb 25th, 2012 titled "Yea!! Something To Wake My Wife Up In The Middle of the Night"

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  2. LOVE it! Endlessly!

    best (ever),
    MOV (via email)

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    1. It is all a bit of a game getting it done as I do have rather a lot of other things to do.

      I am still not sure what letter to use on Sunday yet, no days off for me

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  3. WOW Rob Z, I think you've just caused my head to implode upon itself...but then that's nothing new.

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    1. Yo Miss Lily yes sorry I like strange techy stuff that does not exist. But it does scare away the readers so I fear I will never be that popular in the world of blogs.

      However we must all be true to ourselves, so I will continue to tilt at windmills. Sorry I mean drink tea.

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    2. Ha ha! Seriously Rob Z, we wouldn't have you any other way!

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  4. WOW, that's a lot of E's ;-) New follower here. I’m enjoying reading my fellow “A to Z”ers. I look forward to visiting again.

    Sylvia
    http://www.writinginwonderland.blogspot.com/

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    1. Thanks there are a lot of A to Z's to get through

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