Sunday, 1 April 2012

Aprils Anticipated Arrival of a (alphabet Associated), ACME ATOMIC ANT ANTHROPOMORPHIC ARMAGEDDON ANDROID


An Automated Aluminium and Antimony Articulated Armour plated Albino Araneomorphae (spider sort of thing) Android eating auntie’s armchair during breakfast was altogether avant-garde. Dad assembled it from an ACME Atomic Ant Anthropomorphic Armageddon Android self Assembly kit and modified it a bit to improve the Aesthetics.  Being Anthropomorphic it had eaten Coco pops and cream first plus Toast and Anchovies, although mum was annoyed that it ate the plates too, but is saves on washing up. And it read the newspaper, showing some interest in stories on the Abyssinian Airforce, Aphids in the Alps AND ALIENs.     

Dad thinks its eaten an Antelope, aardvark and an Armadillo also….. Well AWESOME, APPARENTLY it uses Analogue Logic and ASCII to analyse the atmosphere and it’s surroundings.

Me and the dog took Arnold as we have called it (him?) for a walk but it ran amok and ate the Antique dealer and his Airedale; the dog and I never liked the Airedale it was always a bit Aloof. But we think Arnold is an Anarchist.

At home later mum was reading the instruction manual for the ACME Atomic Ant Anthropomorphic Armageddon Android self Assembly kit and it didn’t say   Anthropomorphic it said Anthropophagous, so sort of likes human flesh and Apple pie (a bit). The Dog has gone “PHEW not dog then”, but mum has insisted Arnold the Android Anarchist is locked in the Attic until we find a large enough Aquarium to keep him in. Mum has also told dad that he should take up Alchemy next time we get involved in the letter A. 

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21 comments:

  1. Hey, great post :) I'm just visiting from the A to Z challenge. That was a whole lot of A :) Well done! Good luck for the rest of the challenge!

    Nikki – inspire nordic

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    1. Many thanks Nikki good luck with your blog and getting to Z

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  2. Amazing take on the "A"... you sure have put a lot of thought into that one. Can't wait to see the rest of the alphabet!!

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    1. Thought AH ..... No, that is the trick don't think and see what happens. Having run through March as a practice, I worked out that once you think in letters it sort of just happens. I think?

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  3. I think that out of all the A-Z challenges, yours Mr. Rob Z, will definitely be the most unique.

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    1. Yo Miss Lily If that is true then I will be very happy...... Us R.A.Ts are thin on the ground

      Your not doing this mad thing with the Alphabet then Miss Lily. I will tell everyone they should visit your blog anyway so......
      TAKE NOTE GO SEE MISS LILY's BLOG

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  4. Hey, Rob, love your android self-assembly kit idea! And hey, thanks for reminding me to turn off my word verification over at Idea City. I'm not quite awake yet, having stayed up until 3 am to finish my post.

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    1. Thanks for calling by 3am Yicks that is late, sort of thing Miss Lily gets up too.

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  5. Great post! I can't wait to see what you come up with for the rest of the alphabet!

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    1. Many thanks. I am interested to see what I come up with also

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  6. Hi Rob, I concur with Patricia, seems like a lot of thought went into using A-words in the story. Really unique! Waiting for B.

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    1. B is not so good lack of time as I have an evening of drumming ahead of me but thanks for visiting

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  7. Hi

    Would love to read the further adventures of Arnold the Android Anarchist.

    Following the blog now.

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    1. He may resurface at some point who can tell

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  8. My head is spinning with all those A's. See you at B. :)

    Look forward to your challenge posts!

    Twitter: @AprilA2Z
    #atozchallenge

    ---Damyanti, Co-host A to Z Challenge April 2012

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    1. B is all a bit of a rush. That's what comes of doing stuff live so to speak.

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  9. Yikes! That was a lot of A words. Well done!

    I'm your co-host for the A-to-Z! If you didn't get an email from me the other day, it may have gone in your spam box. Please feel free to contact me via my profile or reply to that email if you need anything or have any questions.

    Shannon at The Warrior Muse, co-host of the 2012 #atozchallenge! Twitter: @AprilA2Z

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  10. Funny and clever! Now I'm really looking forward to X...

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    1. I dont like Y as I used my master plan for Y in the practice....... Dam why did I do that

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