Saturday 24 March 2012

The Werewolf and the Warthog, Walking in the Woods


The Weather has been beautiful today just like the middle of summer. Luckily here in the West on the Welsh borders we still have plenty of Water. Over on the east it is predicted to become a waste land where wildebeest will wander the wild dusty wilderness known to the Workings Classes as The Home Counties or Wessex or was it Wilmslow.

Me and the dog went wandering in the woods looking for Werewolf’s, there have been whispers of the whereabouts of a white werewolf which eats whelks and Wild Waterfowl. We did find a Whippet  that went Woof Woof Grrrrr Woof, and then the Wicked Witch of the West said What  whimsical young Whippersnapper winds his way Westerly   HAH HAHAH Hah ha hah hhahahah ahh aahha hah aha ha hah ahah aha hahaha ha…….. …… Wise Words I will Waffle in my Wigwam ………… Wing of Wagtail, wool of wood worm, Worchester sauce in a worn out Welly and a glass of Wine and a wasp; I wave my wand and…………………………….. Ah…… What Went Wrong there then? The dog Whispered IDIOT 

Me and the Dog left the Wild Witch of the West Writing and worrying and saying these new Spells on Wikipedia are worthless what Will o the Wisp wrote this.

Then a wary Worthog watching, wrinkled his face and said Who are you? And from whence do you walk. We explained we Were WereWolf Warriors of the Welsh Borders, but he said it was far too warm for WEREWOLF'S and it was a wild goose chase to continue , although he had seen a Wombat.     

We returned home then to watch Whirligig beetles in the pond and eat Waffles and Whipped Whey and watercress and generally waste our time  

Talking of time it is time to go. ……… X tomorrow ?



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5 comments:

  1. The weather has been pretty amazing. 26 degrees in Manc! You've been pretty awesome at doing this alphabet challenge!

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    1. Many thanks, but the Alphabet Challenge does not start until April. So having sort of worked out how I plan to approach it. I now have to think up a whole set of new ideas ........... .....AH

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  2. A big challenge does encourage friends, gathering heroic inclinations just keeping lionhearteds mystified, no, perplexed, quietly ranting subtly through ubiquitous Vampires weeping xenophobically, yearning zzzzzzzzzzz's.

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    1. That is very cool Mr ESB .... I note you thought O NO after adding the comment but I see the "no, orthoginally perplexed'" belooooooooow, Still very cooooooool thoooooooough.

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  3. Sorry, that was s'pposed to be 'no, orthoginally perplexed', sorry for the O -hahahahahaha - mission!

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