Tuesday, 20 March 2012
Starfish Sandwich Spread, Saffron and the Smoke Bomb
So we Start the letter S on Tuesday not Saturday or Sunday, which means we will start T on Wednesday not Tuesday or Thursday (typical), however it is the first day of Spring so something to stand up and shout about. Selebrating (yes yes OK) with a springer spaniel sandwich with some starfish sandwich spread and a sprinkling of spice (saffron) and a smidgen of salt. Eaten with a Spoon and then Sucked through a Straw…….Mum just said IDIOT
On the way to School on the School bus we wore Sheets over our heads and were spooky and scary, Screaming at Simon the School bus driver who kept shouting Shit as he swerved to avoid the Synagogue’s Sponsored Steeple Chase (particularly after yesterday). The Senior Rabbi will be sentenced in the Supreme Court on the Second Saturday of September after the Stiff (the body of Mr Rogers) slipped out of the Scrap metal onto the sidewalk (suspicious stuff).
At school we spent the day stubbornly stuck in the science section of the school. Mr Spencer the science teacher said we would study Space satellites and their systems. Esmeralda asked if we could send a sub-spices into space. To which Mr Spencers asked if the sub species involved something similar to a goat, Esmeralda said Yes, so Mr Spencer said No after which Esmeralda sulked until he suggested a small(ISH) Smoke bomb made using suet, sugar,
and soda. It was highly successful although a stray Streaking Sponsored Steeple chasing Sportsman, distracted by his stereo was rushed to hospital on a stretcher with a sore spleen. Serves him right for staggering straight past a sign saying “Beware Small(ISH) Bomb”. sulphur
After School I told Sooty the Cat it was an S day and he ate his supper and went to sleep (Typical)
Sorry But there’s such a sumptuous supply of S’s I am getting a bit sick of them so will be a silly scallywag and just say sayonara.