Monday, 5 March 2012
Politics, President Vladimir Putin, War Crimes and Syria and dams
It was an ordinary day at school Esmeralda is still planning to send the school mascot into space, so she has put it on a strict diet. The goat however is going for the sympathy vote with the other pupils, and is lying on its back and whimpering (I think it must have been talking to the dog). It appears to be working because the goat has gained twenty pounds since the start of the diet, that’s another 1000 litres of rocket fuel so Esmeralda is not happy and has said (DAM). Still that is the space race for you.
Talking of races I note that President Vladimir Putin has won the Russian election and is now President Vladimir Putin again, I believe he only intends to remain president for a long time, or as he said I think As long as it takes …… ……. ….(DAM). I don’t know if it’s just me but there is a slight mad glaze in his eyes now. The dog says he will want his favourite portrait back now which the dog stole from his office in the heart of the Kremlin (DAM), and bearing in mind Russia are supporting Syria who are now it appears conducting war crimes again its own citizens, that’s a bit of a worry (DAM)
The lettuces are growing well and I have taken photographic evidence to prove it, but it may mean I will have to eat loads of Lettuce ……… (DAM). Being an ECO warrior has its drawbacks
I am still working on my practice A to Z blogging challenge and today’s letter is “D” for DAM. Not the concrete wall with a million gallons of water on one side, but the O dear I have just hit my hand with a large hammer (DAM). As it happens I did hit my hand with a large hammer while helping to clear up in Napoleon Beelzebub’s Very Strange Victorian Curiosity Shop after school, I was holding a large nail at the time and the nail sort of went through my hand a bit (DAM) and then into the wall so I was pinned to the wall (DAM). It would have been OK but the nail went through a water pipe (DAM) and the electric mains cable (DAM) fusing the entire town (DAM). As well as dripping water into the lower reaches of Mr Beelzebub’s empire, Hell …..(DAM) and getting me a little damp (DAM).
Anyway Napoleon Beelzebub sorted it all out saying it was easily done and I will not be Damned for eternity unlike some including megalomaniacal politicians of certain large countries and
I can see why he has shut his shop he appears to have a lot to do at present. Syria
Oooooo by the way I’m a bit late as I have been drumming (Djembe) so WELL COOL