Wednesday, 14 March 2012
A Monstrous Mechanical Metal Moaning Martian Monster and the Mouse trap
Mushroom Moussaka with Minced Meerkat Marinated in Melted Marshmallow and Marmalade Milkshake for tea YUM. Me and the dog said we might have seconds but Mum said mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm No …… …… ………NOT FAIR.
We went to school this Morning in a Maserati driven by Martin the Mechanic, a Master of Meccano and reputedly a magnificent Morris Dancer, although he can be a bit melancholy and Moody. Particularly with forty two pupils in the Motor car and one Monitor Lizard (Mikes).
The Head Master was Mortified today because he had just Mentioned his Memo saying no More Madness or Mass Hysteria during Assembly when Movement in the Maths block meant it all started again. A Monstrous Mechanical Metal Moaning Martian Monster Manifested itself in front of Mr Mathews the Maths Master which had him Mesmerized for a minute until both him and the majority of Class MI6B Managed to run screaming like Madmen into the meandering paths of the Massive shopping centre a mile from the school. They did upset some Missionary Monks from Mongolia after the mishap with the Molotov cocktail and the Mistle thrush when Mr Mathews the Maths Master Mistakenly mistook the Mistle Thrush for a Missile from the Monstrous Mechanical Metal Moaning Martian Monster, but in moments of madness it is an easy mistake.
Meanwhile Esmeralda was modifying her Mouse Mincing Machine which she insisted would mince a million mice a minute, which I thought might be a mite messy and Morbid. Her modifications as if by magic meant her Mouse Mincing Machine became a Monstrous Mechanical Metal Moaning Martian Monster/Mouse Mincing Machine. Esmeralda is not a modest person and was shouting ME ME ME ME ME ME ME I WILL MINCE THE MONSTER.
But before she could the Monstrous Mechanical Metal Moaning Martian Monster came to a grinding halt when Mohair from the School Mascot the goat (the Mountain Goat) got trapped in its Mechanical Mechanism. Esmeralda said it made a Mockery of her Monstrous Mechanical Metal Moaning Martian Monster/Mouse Mincing Machine so she catapulted the school Mascot, the Goat into the old Castle Moat.
After which it all became very mundane and misty so we all went home.