Thursday, 1 March 2012
The migratory routes of large flocks of aircraft following the spring Easy Jet Stream
I have harvested the next two mushrooms; I thought the idea was that there would be hundreds of them in the box because that is what is shown on the lid. But last time there was one and now we have two. What I need to know now is, is it increasing by one each time or is it doubling each time……. So will it be three of four in the next crop? Or one, which seems more likely. I think we can cope with this as long as they remain as large as plates.
The sky was full of vapour trails this morning and also tonight on my return home from you know where (or do you?) The dog says he has three theories
The first theory is, after Esmeralda’s new world record (with the schools assistance) of sending a goat up in a rocket higher than anyone else has before. Both the
and the Russians are determined
to better this. The loss of pride by these two super powers in the race to get
a goat into space knowing that a dodgy school in the borders of England and
Wales is within a whisker of the brink of success, has focused there minds
today, and they have launched rockets on mass with goats at the controls (never
a good move). USA
The second theory is that of Armageddon and the
are just firing rockets at each other with nuclear goat heads (sorry war
In the cases of theory one and two there is world wide concern about IRAN because as we know Iranian goats are lighter and more nimble and able to endure much higher temperatures and Iran rocket technology has seen the suspicious disappearance of several goats.
Finally theory three is. It was a large flock of aircraft returning to the northern hemisphere after the mild winter using the spring Easy Jet Stream saving energy by using the thermals of the Ryanair. The main problem for the flocks of aircraft being the lack of food on these migratory routes.
We have asked mum about all three theories and she has said IDIOTS. But she has gone out to see a woman with embroiders gills? We think it must be the auntie of the man from the telly, The Man From Atlantis, we haven’t seen him for years but according to the dog, work just dried up HAHAH Haha hah hhahaha h hahaha haha hah hah ha hah hah hah hah hah hahah hahahaha hah hahh aha …….. …… Dad said IDIOT?