Sunday, 11 March 2012

The legendary JURASSIC JIGANTICIUS JOLLISCARYIUS and a Jaguar XJ12 cabriolet Automatic


I have been outside all day and it has been a beautiful day the sun shining and lovely and warm just like June. In fact I have Just got in from a long walk exploring the Woods. Or as we are calling them today, The JungleS that run next to The Fabled Minor Stream of Inconsequence. 

After a great start first thing with a huge bowl of Coco pops and cream in a jug, me and the dog thought we should consult the Joules Verne Pocket Oracle and Prophecy Machine (we have not used that in ages) and it said “you will meet something NEW Today in the Jungle).

So we followed The Fabled Minor Stream of Inconsequence to the Junction with the Pool of JeJune where the Joules Verne Pocket Oracle and Prophecy Machine had predicted we would see the NEW Thing, I even had my camera with me. So we sat and waited then me and the dog Jumped up scaring some Jays and Jackdaws who flew off in a jaunty way jabbering and jeering.  But we had seen the beast the legendary Jurassic Jiganticius Jolliscaryius to give it is Latin name although it was just a juvenile. The locals just call it Jaws. Apparently they were thought to be extinct but they have been seen if Java and Japan and are said to eat Jerboa (rats on an R day) and Japonica and are jolly partial to Jelly babies. The dog said it looked like a Jabberwocky and we estimated its length about the same as an average Jehovah’s Witness or a Jester from the reign of James the second,  or Jack Johnson (?). 

With a bit of Jiggery Pokery I got a photo (not the best photo but I was Jinxed I think), still Job done so you must make your own Judgements, I shall let you be the Jury on the Photo of the legendary Jurassic Jiganticius Jolliscaryius (Jaws)





On the journey back  home to play Jazz on a Jews Harp the dog said he saw a Jaguar But I said we might get lemmings and Porcupines in the Jungles in Britain but not Jaguars so I thought it was a Joke. However as he pointed out it was a metallic green cabriolet XJ12 automatic Jaguar. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . HA HAH HAHAH HAH HAH HAH HAH ah haha hah hah hah hahahah hahahahah hahah ahah. ……..Mum Just said IDIOT  

Ooooo By the way Happy Birthday JANE.

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9 comments:

  1. Unable to comment...still laughing at 'sting like a butter dish, float like a tree,' comment on the previous post!!

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    1. Thanks Miss Lily glad you liked it. It went wronger than I fort but sort of worked.

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  2. [My head now hurts a liTTle biT, mainly on the Inside]

    I bought a book today written by Scottish man Iain Banks, have you read any of his things? I have practically all his works. Today's purchase of "Walking On Glass" is the first one on Kindle. There is a funny story within the story about androids.

    Question: when you write your K day blogpost, do you plan to include N sounding words like knight, knife, know, and knowledge, or were you going to sneak them in on N day?

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    1. I must confess to something rather terrible Mr ESB. It is terrible but true, I never read books or watch TV or the like .

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    2. Never read books? You go to school? School with no books? TeleBision I can understand, but no books?!?!? Do you mean that you don't read fiction, as Banks is mainly fiction?

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    3. Yes sorry it is true. But I write and make cardboard stuff

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    4. I have quite a cardboard collection. A wide variety of tubes and boxes.

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  3. It seems up in Scotland, down in the south of England and Wales all have their 'big cat blues'. Ireland is positively teeming with them one report I read would have us belive.

    they made a map of the UK with all the supposed beasts. Nothing here in the middle unfortunatley so everyone can sip their skinny frappe mochachino whatnots safe in the knowledge that this horrid nature thing we keep hearing about won't be encroaching upon the local Ikea.

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    1. A skinny frappe mochachino whatnot sounds like it might be some sort if beast.

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